For those who don’t have waffle houses, this is what they are for

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

MINE IS CRAPPY WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4” Pass it on. 

How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.