We've got our whole lives ahead of us and I just

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

Karl Marx

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

but i’m making more slime when you’re not around

i sang this and the cat Left. that is my power. it is making cats disappear with my voice

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

this is my favorite analysis of anything ever

yes

I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

I'll do it for you, creamy

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!