Hinata: that was legitness!
Kenma: FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Kuroo and Tsukishima: lame
Kuroo and Tsukishima: jinx! You owe me
Tsukishima: … *tries to get out*
Kuroo: *blocks* YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TSUKKI
Bokuto: *throws the printer*
Bokuto: I thought you said printer
Akaashi: why the fuck would I say printer ??
Sugawara: there is only one thing worser than a rapist *rips off paper*
Kageyama and Hinata: *fighting*
Tsukishima: can I get a waffle?
Kageyama and Hinata: *keeps fighting*
Tsukishima: can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Tsukishima: *presses very soda on the fountain*
Tsukishima: *sips* fuck you
Tsukishima: tadashi has 12 bottles of soap-
Hinata: wait wait why does Yamaguchi have so much soap?!
Yamaguchi: *surrounded by soap* MIND YO BUSINESS HINATA
Kageyama: sssuuppp it’s ya boi
Kuroo: sup I just got laid
Bokuto: nice, how was it?
Kuroo: if there’s any spirits here with us
Kuroo: does this sound like Shakera?
Bokuto: I saw you hanging out with Oikawa yesterday
Kuroo: ubt ugh! Bokuto it’s not what it looks like!
Bokuto: I WONT HESITATE BITCH
Kenma: I don’t know if I should do homework or video games
Kenma: no matter the question the answer is always porn
Sugawara: I’m sorry Daichi but I am in love with Jesus… *holds bible*
Daichi: *jumps Asahi* JESUS!
Tanaka: I thought you were Japanese
Tsukishima: Daichi! Daichi!
Tsukishima: oh my god he’s fuckin dead
Hinata: and they were roommates
Tsukishima: oh my god they were roommates
Kuroo: what’s nine plus ten?
Oikawa: *running away and screaming*
Ushijima: why are you running?
Ushijima: why are you running??
Kuroo: a lot of people ask me *about to lean on a chair*
Kuroo: What’s it like to be a sex go- *misses and hits himself on the chair*
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