DEKU BABY

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ i’ll do the talking. ”

“ i’m very particular with my words. ”

“ it got out of control. ”

“ i hate when things get out of control. ”

“ you had one fucking job. ”

“ and i got blood on my fucking shoes. ”

“ at least there’s a silver lining. ”

“ i’d recognize those eyes anywhere. ”

“ is this your plus one ? ”

“ strong silent type, i like it. ”

“ if you give food to monkeys they just throw their shit at each other. ”

“ i have cleared my calendar for you ! ”

“ you and i are gonna tear shit up ! ”

“ that wry smile betrays you again. ”

“ well go on, take the bloody bag off his head ! ”

“ men only really love you in hindsight. ”

“ did no one ever teach you that it’s rude to text at the table ? ”

“ go on … cry for help. ”

“ i’m afraid they’re not coming for you, buddy. ”

“ enjoy the crab rangoon. ”

“ we’re here to rescue you. ”

“ keep your head down and make a run for the truck. ”

“ we’re in the middle of a fucking war. ”

“ i overreacted back there. ”

“ turn off that fucking radio ! ”

“ promise me you won’t fall. ”

“ welcome to my church away from church. ”

“ what gun would jesus choose ? ”

“ there was a plan, and now it’s fallen apart. ”

“ i’m the cavalry, man. ”

“ man, i do not understand what you are sayin’, i don’t speak your language. ”

“ boom. i went french fries, you stayed potato, that’s alright. ”

“ it could get messy. ”

“ you eat, or you are eaten. ”

“ animals call it survival. humans call it business. ”

“ you tried to kill me ! ”

“ you know what ? fuck you. ”

“ we were not disappointed. ”

“ you were here on time and i was not ready. ”

“ if you’d killed him i wouldn’t have blamed you. ”

“ can’t figure out if that smell is bad sanitation or just the abject loss of hope. ”

“ i don’t answer to you. ”

“ i don’t need your pity. ”

“ you have been a naughty little shit, haven’t you ? ”

“ it’s a good thing we found you before you froze to death. ”

“ is this mahogany ? ”

“ it had to be done. but that doesn’t make it any easier, does it ? ”

“ you have a taste for doing what it takes. ”

“ do you feel better now ? get it out of your system ? ”

“ maybe now we can finally shoot some goddamn guns. ”

“ do you follow him on twitter ? it’s gold. ”

“ i would love to shoot the breeze with that young man. ”

“ people are hypocrites and they all want someone to blame for their shit-filled lives, they never want to accept their share of the responsibility. ”

“ bring me some gauze and some fucking antiseptic ointment ! ”

“ i can almost see your furrowed brow from here. ”

“ places to go, shit to tear up. ”

“ choices have consequences. ”

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