Little Bitty Pretty One

12 points to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed me

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into

hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman

hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.

hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes

hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were never taught that da vinci was gay af and that the ideal the western world has of jesus (white, long straight brown hair) was based on one of his male lovers

I’m more than fine with this result. The only thing I cared about anyway was Sweden not winning.

Salvador ran away, I’m cackling

THANK YOU TELEVOTES FOR CRUSHING SWEDEN