One of the best posts I have seen in FOREVER. I just showed everyone at the table.

It’s back

do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder

guys you’re really starting to scare me

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

*ugly crying* it’s…perfect…

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.

dogcats

STOP

I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you

Butterflies ain’t got nothing on moths

HELLO CUTIE PIE

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) Here's a band aid for all the feels.

so adorbs!

How ironic