Spread love, not hate

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

BEGONE, ΘΩΘ

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

People can’t go through your Instagram likes………….. C-can they?

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

Imagine if you could go back to the library of Alexandria. Imagine that when you read the books you discover it’s all pornography. Every porno ever written. When they say they copied out every book that passed through they were actually writing fanfiction coffeeshop AU’s and mpreg of everything. The reason someone burned it down was that someone wrote a 100,000 word slow burn angst fic and never finished it. Julius Caesar got to the end and just snapped