Keep Calm & Say Ohm ॐ

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

or cry because you are an adult and have no money

I think this would be categorized as good vibes. Yesterday I had a substitute who misgendered me and before I could say anything all of my classmates corrected her and without any argument she used my correct pronouns for the whole class period. <3

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

Me when I take a selfie.

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"This is my swamp"

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

This scene is so heartbreaking. He slowly realizes that his mama is not pretending, but has passed away. :(((

anyone that can act like a regular person, is not impressive. anyone who can convincingly play a handicpped person like this, is impressive, another example being jamie foxx nailing the blind ray charles role.

I hope Michelle Pfeiffer likes Uptown Funk. I hope she make people play it when she walks into rooms and then she turns it off after the first ten seconds because she’s like “the good part’s over.” I know nothing about Michelle Pfeiffer, but I hope she’s having a good time.