Nicole

They are the best part?!? Who the fuck throws that away?!? I will hunt you down for disrespecting bread.

I heard before that the crust of american bread is just really bad, especially compared to german ones. I have never actually tried american bread crust but i have been told it's like the toast bread we have here, but worse and drier, and tbh I wouldn't wanna eat that either

Nothing will prepare you psychologically for how prominently and often Jesus's foreskin shows up in Medieval Catholic mysticism

Y'all gotta remember that the church used to be SUPER into preserving the bodies of saints in cool glass cases and shit like that. Just the idea that Jesus's foreskin was somewhere out in the world was a tantalizing prospect for mystics.

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

This. This here. Is why I love Tumblr.❤️❤️❤️

Holy shit. OP you are a wonderful human being.

O.O Linguistic Holy Grail…

Holy shit man

No because imagine order 66. And these kids, they're dressed like Anakin, he's their hero, and maybe, just maybe, he's going to save them-he's the chosen one after all! And then he arrives and cuts down these Miniature versions of him

Mockumentary set in medieval England with no explanation as to why or how a camera crew is there

A lot of people have mentioned monty python and the holy grail on this post which is accurate but I was envisioning more of a the office/what we do in the shadows type sitcom complete with talking heads and will-they-or-won’t-theys and with the technology that allows the mockumentary genre to exist going completely unquestioned by the entire cast despise it not occurring anywhere else in the otherwise realistically portrayed setting

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we've had them for like a decade now. They're fantastic features and Tumblr doesn't get enough credit for having them.

the ability to almost entirely customize your home page is pretty neat, too