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noooo bc like i laughed so hard when i rewatched lazarus rising yesterday, dean's plugging his ears, shivering on the floor, meanwhile i'm picturing cas just being like "heyyy it's meee it's castieellll hellooo?? i'm an angel of the loooordddd??? i gripped you tight and stuuuuff can you hear meeee???? hiiiiiii i raised you from perditionnnnn" 2 or 3 times before deciding alright this bitch's deaf as fuck i gotta get down there real close and personal

this actually isn’t fucking funny how are they everywhere it’s a disease this is a curse they’ve invaded me and they’ve taken over my being and bolted the doors shut

"Your my baby daddy"<\3

Daddy issues character falling in love with their guardian angel because it took a creature assigned by god for anyone to make their love and safety a #1 priority

Gas station worker who has seen Cas use a card, pay and pump gas watching him come up with a guy (Dean) and act like he’s never seen a credit card before. “Now what? Pump gas? How do i do that?” And they watch Dean guide him out and pump his gas for him as he watches.

Castiels dyslexic and everytime he tries to read something and he takes to long dean gets impatient but hes also dyslexic so it's a lose/lose

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bud? like the drink?

No it's... It's a shortened version of "buddy". like friend yknow?

Hey your the one that said that whole thing not me.

Cas what happened to with my whiskey collection? Theres like three missing...

Yea since you brought it up i have a wurstiin. You said you said "I found a liquor store" "and?" "I drank it" you do mean like you drank.... Everything in it right... Like you didn't drink the store itself... Right?

i think i drank everything in it? i can’t remember tho

Yea I bet you don't... You called Sam an abomination.

no one should be that freakishly tall

Your just jealous your stuck with a short vessel man

You’re*

Nerd

i don’t understand that word

Ok so think of Sam but as a word

one of those tall deer animals but with antlers

bud? like the drink?

No it's... It's a shortened version of "buddy". like friend yknow?

Hey your the one that said that whole thing not me.

Cas what happened to with my whiskey collection? Theres like three missing...

Yea since you brought it up i have a wurstiin. You said you said "I found a liquor store" "and?" "I drank it" you do mean like you drank.... Everything in it right... Like you didn't drink the store itself... Right?

i think i drank everything in it? i can’t remember tho

Yea I bet you don't... You called Sam an abomination.

no one should be that freakishly tall

Your just jealous your stuck with a short vessel man

You’re*

Nerd

i don’t understand that word

Ok so think of Sam but as a word