no Clue What to Name this

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

the most iconic polycule of all time…a, e, i, o, u, & sometimes y…

this is one of the few instances where watching the entire video was worth the punchline at the very end

literally marry him

I have great news my friend

marry him again

oh ok so when a woman has sex with a man she's straight but when a man does it he's gay. right

I hate america too but the last person I wanna hear it from is some western european

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

“Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška

hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap

how do you delete just one comment

Ancient Reptile: Free me. Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.