as good as baby jesus in velvet pants

I talk big game about being more horny on main when the truth is I'm too nervous to reveal my true horny self out in the open.

Mostly I kind of just want to post my titty pics but I know too many of you IRL and I'm scared.

I did it. You'll never find me lol.

I talk big game about being more horny on main when the truth is I'm too nervous to reveal my true horny self out in the open.

Mostly I kind of just want to post my titty pics but I know too many of you IRL and I'm scared.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

the way some people are saying "no there absolutely was NO cum on that kilt you degenerates" as if the show didn't make it intentionally ambiguous... As if this ambiguity doesn't parallel their entire relationship and the entire show actually....

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride