Queen Of The Dead

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

I will let u in on a lil secret. i cannot accept the fact that i exist

this is what riverdale should’ve been

My best friend blew me off for a relationship with my ex boyfriend. Reblog if you think that was a bitch move cause they don’t seem to think so.

Crazy, 5 years later she did it again but this time she fucked him while we were together and then cut me off lmao

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions