High Thoughts

So I'm standing in the street, in a parking spot, but I'm tired and want to lay down... But it's got an oil spot.

When you smoke on the go, things happen, and you have to make decisions.

When I get married, as I walk to the alter, I want dueling music to play. Specifically, I want people to duel to the death for my hand, Spock-style. 

Also, just like in that episode, the loser will fake their death and somebody in the wedding party will be called “Bones” for the entire day.

Went to a chiropractor today. I explain my back issues and he immediately refers me to one of his co-workers who specializes in the part of my back that usually hurts me.

Anyways, we do the appointment, take X-rays and whatever and he's like "I want to check out the X-rays before I work on your back, but do you have any questions for me right now?"

Me: "... Is your name Dr. Dave?"

Him: He laughs, tells me his actual name, and "but you can call me Dave if you want"

Me, in my head: Is this flirting?

In a ride, going to a party, blazed. I think I'm doing this holiday wrong, but I feel good.

~

See a Hufflepuff out the window: "Every holiday should be combined with Halloween."

So, playing Overcooked like a drinking game, but with smoking in lieu of drinking. Here are the rules:

1. No Death: Within a level, you cannot be made to take more than three hits -- this does not include hits related to rules 2 or 3.

2. Par or X-Bogey: Every time you finish a level, somebody has to take a hit for every star missed. For example, if 2 stars are missed (out of the 3 possible), then 2 hits must be taken, but it does not matter how they are divided.

3. Three for Three: For every 3 levels in a row that the group gets 3 stars on, the entire group must take a hit.

4. Don’t be an Asshole: You can take somebody else’s hit for them, if you both consent.

5. Rise of the Phoenix: Every time your character dies (falls off) and you have to re-spawn, you take a hit.

6. Point the Finger: Every time the group misses an order, they must choose one person to take a hit for that hit.

7. Firefighter: If a fire breaks out, one person has to call out “firefighter!” and they put out the fire while everyone else smokes until the fire is out. Pro tip: Don’t be firefighter if you cannot reach the extinguisher or the fire (See rule 4: title).