The Always Rude Kanye

her: bb come over me, a gulf toadfish: i cant i hear dolphin pops her: my parents arent home me: hold on im decreasing my boatwhistle noise

you: galaxies are randomly scattered throughout space me, an intellectual: they make a stick man

we dem boys

i need a series to be made off of this 

it’s just me and my oily skin against this world 

Perhaps the show ‘Are you smarter than a fifth grader’ doesn’t prove how ignorant we are, but rather how much is taught through school that serves no purpose later in life.

im not petty and i dont see the point in holding a grudge. Anyway would you like to come into my cellar and taste a fine vintage

me in a silly hat, completely wasted: boy would i!

KIM 👏 KARDASHIAN 👏 DID 👏 NOT 👏 DESERVE 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 HELD 👏 HOSTAGE 👏 AND 👏 ROBBED 👏 AT 👏 GUNPOINT 👏 JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 YOU 👏 DONT 👏 LIKE 👏 HER

you fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms.