500 Points A Peach

This blog is known to the State of California to blast your cock clean off

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

thinking about that sick minotaur design from smt again

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

my life is a movie. the lego movie. because everything is awesome and im always bricked up

on this night we bid a solemn farewell to those i have shot in the fucking forehead over 0.05% increases in quarterly earning projections

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

no minions but my money still gru

this shit is something to me man. i love you

sometimes i hire two guys off of craigslist to drive rental maseratis into each other. youd be surprised how little they'll do it for