500 Points A Peach

This blog is known to the State of California to blast your cock clean off

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing