500 Points A Peach

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thinking about the “foogoo state” post

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i do understand the appeal of reaction videos because in a way it simulates the experience of showing your friend a thing you like and watching them laugh at all the funny moments. and you get to go haha yeah i knew youd laugh at that part. i feel so correct about liking this. feed my ego mr freeman.

people telling diabetics in that last post to ‘go to the bathroom to do their insulin’ do you understand how awful that is, like for a million reasons but protip from someone on an injection based medication: Please do not put anything inside your body in a bathroom, that’s where the shit and piss live, disabled people don’t owe you a major infection because you can’t look away and handle your own issues with needles while they take their meds.

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy