High Thought

I watched the Alexa demie and Ziwe skit twice in a row, cried, and jerked off while the final episode of Sex and the city played on my tv

Sometimes a girl eat fish! Sometimes a girl eats fish bones! That’s not a problem! Right?

Vape died, guess I gotta jerk off

Booty shorts that say “smile, you’re on camera!” On the butt

Told my ex besties that I wish her rapist brother was dead❤️

Anybody accidentally follow a tag but don’t have the heart to unfollow it. It’s not bad that I get random ass pictures of Marlene Dietrich on my dash, why would I unfollow?

I hate the conversation around cancel culture, shitty people keep making shitty jokes and they’re perfectly fine, the only difference from “the good old days” and now is when people don’t like you they can tweet at you and tell you directly but all these comedians miss having an audience without a voice or mind

Love the new tumblr icon, but I’m afraid the people who sit next to me in my math class thought i(very white with flat dead hair) was receiving notifications for an Afro related app

I’ve started going to the gym, which is great, but I find myself regaining repressed memories from working at a gym when I was 18 and come to while viciously cleaning the equipment or sorting the weights into place

We fucking for fun we fucking for sport, we ain’t fuckin for come

Uh oh someone had an unexpected pregnancy!

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