Right Meow

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

Powerful

me

Your WCW think this is deep

It is deep

guess what number im thinking of

420

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

69

yeah it was 69

oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.