As Cold As Your Shoulder

using “i’m gay” to justify yourself and your decisions is good and fun when it’s to defend your tacky outfit or your 3am impulse-buys on amazon but don’t let me catch you using it to defend your racism and transphobia babes!

i always feel like such a fucking idiot when i express my feelings.

is it beef?

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

when’s shakespeare gonna update?

we’re popping the biggest bottles when shakespeare comes back from hiatus

loving him was blood orange

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.