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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship that has ever had airtime on any channel in any country

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Colorado has voted to fund universal free school lunches by raising taxes on people earning more than $300,000 a year. Any excess funds can be used to fill in the gap for federal cuts to SNAP food aid

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles