Love Is Love

can i be your significant bother

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

"you belong to me" fuckkkkkk yes I do, holy shit, take me, please

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“are u okay?” no i need more money

nooo please don’t pull me closer by the belt loops of my pants👀👀👀👀👀 that would be so annoying👀👀👀 if it happened to me👀👀👀

okay so who wanna come into my bed for a makeout session followed by me eating them out?

Don’t talk to me, I get attached

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

my therapist said you should give me head

I’ll sext you in your work hours just to mess up your mind.

aggressive makeouts. hands everywhere.

overthinking should at least burn calories bc wtf