Baby

cannot get across how much this speaks to me

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

Don't worry bro your ass is fat and everyone thinks the hand lotion in your guest bathroom smells nice

I have a 20 mile long aux cord, when you push play on your phone it doesn’t start playing music for a good 30 seconds.

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.

VIOLENCE AND KILLING AND WHACKING AND CLAWING AND HITTING