Yikes!!!

despite everything you have to try and be niceys. i think

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

did you seriously just let it linger

What exactly am I supposed to do? Be horny and stupid for the rest of my life?

Turns out yes.

Watching River Monsters with my boyfriend. Learned a fun fact about sturgeon from him apparently they have no teeth.

Its true, sturgeon do not have teeth. Instead they rely on their protrusible mouths to vacuum up unsuspecting prey. Because they dont have teeth, their diet is limited to what then can eat in one mouthful.

Like a fucked up little vacuum cleaner?

Like a beautiful gigantic vacuum cleaner

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo