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i think they should make the game from homestuck real

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

How old is this and why is it on my dash

i made this in 2018

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

Ain't nothing wrong with small titties.

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

this is the cow of death. reblog to die.

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing