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Alright guyssssss my normal account is back don't expect me to be moving no more here

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things-arent-what-they-seem66

Adam tells Lucifer that they should be friends, even though it hurts Adam, he knows it's the healthiest thing to do; there's a lot of history between them.

gravehagmilk

hi-itsdecember

"They should stay friends."

things-arent-what-they-seem66

hi-itsdecember

#i am very proud of myself #for that one

I'on wanna work anymore

#my sleep schedule is in shambles #that's why #mainly #I hate having to deal with people why did I do this to myself 🥴

dogpuppy

things-arent-what-they-seem66

Adam tells Lucifer that they should be friends, even though it hurts Adam, he knows it's the healthiest thing to do; there's a lot of history between them.

gravehagmilk

hi-itsdecember

"They should stay friends."

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Ooh look at this nice new blog!

Heyaaa

#ask December #ask

ask-king-of-hell666

Oh, I understand completely. And don't worry, this is a very uninvasive process we will be located in the furtherest room so you won't hear any of the screaming, begging, yelling, pleading, crying and or whatever grievous bodly harm Adam may cause to himself during this process!

I recommend having someone here with you if you need help with your current two babies, prehaps your daughter? Her partner? A secret partner you may have? Admirers?

........ Charlie and her fiance will work just fine.

Maybe this isn't a good idea, I don't want him to be in more emotional distress....

ask-king-of-hell666

Turkey baster?

gravehagmilk

He means when I was almost the daddy.

ask-king-of-hell666

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

gravehagmilk

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

ask-king-of-hell666

You're NOT the father!

gravehagmilk

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

ask-king-of-hell666

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

69dickmaster69

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

ask-king-of-hell666

Adam?

69dickmaster69

Yea babe?

ask-king-of-hell666

What did you try to do?

69dickmaster69

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

ask-king-of-hell666

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

69dickmaster69

...you did? Then the fuck...?

ask-king-of-hell666

I forgot.....

69dickmaster69

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

ask-king-of-hell666

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

69dickmaster69

Milk?!

First they said it was your jizz, then apparently it was Grave's jizz and now it's milk!

I suck...

ask-king-of-hell666

You don't suck love.

69dickmaster69

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

ask-king-of-hell666

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

69dickmaster69

Yeah... still...

ask-king-of-hell666

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

69dickmaster69

Yeah, I know babe...

ask-king-of-hell666

..... It bothers you this much?

69dickmaster69

Bother isn't the right word. It was when you first got pregnant, I thought it would be cute to be pregnant together. I asked Cake and Grave to help me, and cake was against it I think, but Grave helped. I asked your your cum and then Grave said it was his.

But now it's just milk- how the fuck could I confuse CUM with MILK?!

gravelybatty

Oh jeez. Someone’s about to start crying.

C-come on, Big Guy! Cum and Milk are almost spelled the same and.. I mean if you leave them in the fridge extra long they kinda curdle the same. You didn’t know.

Will it… Will it make you feel better if we all take a turn cumming in this milk jug? Like a family?

Please stop

I’m helping.

I’m the cool help. The help you could be if you didn’t have a stick up your ass and a line of drugs could probably fix, but I’m not sharing my drugs with someone and the four people inside him.

ask-king-of-hell666

Four?

gravelybatty

Twelve? I can’t begin to keep track of how many you have in there now. Last time it was one, then it was two, and then I lost count. I only have so many fingers to count on.

ask-king-of-hell666

It's two, it's only ever been two.

gravelybatty

I feel like you’ve been saying that for forever now. Surely it’s almost time to hatch them, right? //Gently touches Lucifer’s belly, then snatches the hand away like it burned// Ew. Your skin is so tight. Aren’t you afraid it’s gonna rip??

ask-king-of-hell666

No that's not how growing babies in your body works.

No it's not time, not until early September. And don't touch without asking!

thegreatandpowerfulvox

That's... wow. Ew. That's why I work out regularly! Now put that gut away, no one wants to see that.

ask-king-of-hell666

It's not a GUT asshole!! All the workouts in the world won't fix your stupid ugly face.

thegreatandpowerfulvox

Oh Lucifer, jealousy doesn't look good on you.

I mean, not much does but definitely not jealousy.

ask-king-of-hell666

At least I'm up to date

thegreatandpowerfulvox

Oh for fuck sakes- there's nothing on me that's outdated! You dumb fucking old man! Look, at least I'm not dating some mentally CRAZY fat fuck that can't take any fucking criticism.

You two look fucking ridiculous.

ask-king-of-hell666

You're fucking ridiculous! At least I'm happy with my life, unlike you. You're never happy where you are, you keep thinking the grass is greener on the other side.

Don't you DARE speak about him that way you flat faced fuck! I'm sure his axe is round here somewhere......

thegreatandpowerfulvox

Oh please, I'm extremely happy, thank you! I've grown as a person, and improved! I'm taking care of myself, and really putting my health first. I broke up with a toxic relationship and I'm about to move out of the Vee tower. So, unlike you, I'm not stagnant, growing mold and algae in a fucking pond. Nope. I am a fucking ocean, motherfucker!

I doubt you'll be able to swing his axe, you can barely carry your fat ass up the stairs.

hi-itsdecember

Ocean like where sharks live cause you're part shark, I like that one.

amediocregamer

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

#jesus christ what the fuck #same here

aceofpans

I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!! THEYRE SO AWESOME!!!!! REBLOG IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND COOL AND YOU LOVEE THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm back, that sucked, I remember why I left my last work place I'm just going to wait for them to fire me

Heh

#personal

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My favorite version of the Devil is from the cuphead show, fight me, cause look at this little fucker, he's so unapologetically evil, AND he's funny what else do you want from him.

Alright I'm going back to work

#cuphead #cuphead devil #devil cuphead #the devil cuphead

I want to draw four things so I will draw none of them and do another writing wip that I won't ever finish.

#relatable #i hope at least

navy-leader

Have been trying out new methods of shading and it's actually pretty fun, but it also makes me feel like this

hi-itsdecember

That's the easiest part of drawing thooooo!!

kushblazer666

hi-itsdecember

Thank you Captain Obvious

gravehagmilk

Okiii :333

Not rlly au honestly, just something silly I cooked up in the early morning when I was high on grass.

But scenario where the angels are making Adam a funeral with his corpse and all then Lucifer barges inside heaven drunk af with Peter being like: Well damn that's my bad and then he lunges himself into the coffin and he starts taking off his clothes because man can't read the room and Adam gets it and himself up, turns out all he needed to see was a pair of tits to revive.

I like to think my sense of humor is bizzare. (A BIZZARE ADV-(cough, anyway.))

(🐑)

Adam, a man after my own heart. A pair of fat tits actually revived him from the dead. He felt that tiddie meat and pulled a Jesus.

lol! And Saint Peter being bad at his job makes me laugh. Like, if he can’t stop a drunk Lucifer then what’s the point of him standing there and reading off names?

Sera hates all of this.

hi-itsdecember

Don't worry sera y'all can be a polycule the more tits the better amaright

#goodness gracious #i sound like an asshole

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