Number One Best Therapist In Hell: Dr. Graves

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

The fuck is that?

Your weekend

Babe, if you chuck cream at me I'll get sticky! I'll have to shower!

Not your once a week shower!

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

Please stop

I’m helping.

I’m the cool help. The help you could be if you didn’t have a stick up your ass and a line of drugs could probably fix, but I’m not sharing my drugs with someone and the four people inside him.

Four?

Twelve? I can’t begin to keep track of how many you have in there now. Last time it was one, then it was two, and then I lost count. I only have so many fingers to count on.

It's two, it's only ever been two.

I feel like you’ve been saying that for forever now. Surely it’s almost time to hatch them, right? //Gently touches Lucifer’s belly, then snatches the hand away like it burned// Ew. Your skin is so tight. Aren’t you afraid it’s gonna rip??

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

...Ew. No.

//Nudges the jug of milk across the floor to Adam’s feet// Here you go, Champ. You can start. Big man of the house gets to dip the tip of his dick in first. It’s refreshing. I do it all the time.

He said no!

You're a cunt

Takes one to know one!

Your point?

That you’re the king of hell and you’re so.. Uncool! What do you do that’s actually fun and fancy free? Did you ever get out of the house and do the baby shower? When was the last time you did something for just you? Anything?

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

Please stop

I’m helping.

I’m the cool help. The help you could be if you didn’t have a stick up your ass and a line of drugs could probably fix, but I’m not sharing my drugs with someone and the four people inside him.

Four?

Twelve? I can’t begin to keep track of how many you have in there now. Last time it was one, then it was two, and then I lost count. I only have so many fingers to count on.

It's two, it's only ever been two.

I feel like you’ve been saying that for forever now. Surely it’s almost time to hatch them, right? //Gently touches Lucifer’s belly, then snatches the hand away like it burned// Ew. Your skin is so tight. Aren’t you afraid it’s gonna rip??

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

...Ew. No.

//Nudges the jug of milk across the floor to Adam’s feet// Here you go, Champ. You can start. Big man of the house gets to dip the tip of his dick in first. It’s refreshing. I do it all the time.

He said no!

You're a cunt

Takes one to know one!

Your point?

That you’re the king of hell and you’re so.. Uncool! What do you do that’s actually fun and fancy free? Did you ever get out of the house and do the baby shower? When was the last time you did something for just you? Anything?

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

...Ew. No.

//Nudges the jug of milk across the floor to Adam’s feet// Here you go, Champ. You can start. Big man of the house gets to dip the tip of his dick in first. It’s refreshing. I do it all the time.

He said no!

You're a cunt

Takes one to know one!

Your point?

That you’re the king of hell and you’re so.. Uncool! What do you do that’s actually fun and fancy free? Did you ever get out of the house and do the baby shower? When was the last time you did something for just you? Anything?

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

Please stop

I’m helping.

I’m the cool help. The help you could be if you didn’t have a stick up your ass and a line of drugs could probably fix, but I’m not sharing my drugs with someone and the four people inside him.

Four?

Twelve? I can’t begin to keep track of how many you have in there now. Last time it was one, then it was two, and then I lost count. I only have so many fingers to count on.

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

...Ew. No.

//Nudges the jug of milk across the floor to Adam’s feet// Here you go, Champ. You can start. Big man of the house gets to dip the tip of his dick in first. It’s refreshing. I do it all the time.

He said no!

You're a cunt

Takes one to know one!

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

Please stop

I’m helping.

I’m the cool help. The help you could be if you didn’t have a stick up your ass and a line of drugs could probably fix, but I’m not sharing my drugs with someone and the four people inside him.

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

...Ew. No.

//Nudges the jug of milk across the floor to Adam’s feet// Here you go, Champ. You can start. Big man of the house gets to dip the tip of his dick in first. It’s refreshing. I do it all the time.

He said no!

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

...Ew. No.

//Nudges the jug of milk across the floor to Adam’s feet// Here you go, Champ. You can start. Big man of the house gets to dip the tip of his dick in first. It’s refreshing. I do it all the time.

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

So I’ve been cumming in the milk jug? I thought it was for cum!

Why are you soiling my fathers milk jug? Actually, keep soiling his belongings~. That's fucking funny.

Because it’s funny. Haven’t you ever jerked it in the community cum jug? It’s so funny when some asshole thinks it’s milk and the get a mouthful of it. Plus it’s great for protein when you can’t afford to eat of the trash.

That does sound amusing. Although my cum is it's own thing, it shouldn't be mixed. It's potent enough as it is~.

What the fuck does that mean? You can’t just share a line like that and not tell me why it’s different. Someone dumber than me might have to grab it and see why.

Turkey baster?

He means when I was almost the daddy.

Oh yeah, I reason to hang you from your intestines

Lucifer! You wouldn’t be able to hurt the father of your husband’s baby like that, would you? I’d be more important to you than I am now!

You're NOT the father!

Can you look at them and tell? I mean, they’re awfully cute. And wouldn’t you know it? So am I~

They literally have my face and we didn't even KNOW you then.

I don't know what the fuck he's on about, but I meant something that happened a few months ago... it's not big deal or anything because nothing happened! So! Yeah. Great.

Adam?

Yea babe?

What did you try to do?

Nothing, Lu! I swear! I thought it was your jizz- they told me it was your jizz! I just... we weren't fucking so I wanted to surprise you... but they lied. They said it was yours and then made me seem fucking crazy!

I remember that now, yeah. You never used it because I threw it away.

...you did? Then the fuck...?

I forgot.....

Wait, so you didn't get rid of it? I could have sworn there was cum in that thing.

No I forgot I got rid of it. And it wasn't cum it was milk

You don't suck love.

I am! People keep fucking me over! Making me look like a dumbass! I just wanted to surprise you and no. I can't even do that right...

I would have been very surprised for sure. But it's okay that didn't work out, making the baby is the fun part.~

Yeah... still...

It's in the past okay? We have our girls, that we know for sure are our girls. That's all that matters.

Yeah, I know babe...

..... It bothers you this much?

Please stop

I’m helping.