weep, wallow, win.

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

as per my last straw,

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do