ka chow!

basically…..mark! mark! MARK! he’s wired in. sorry? he’s wired in. is he? yes. how bout now, you still wired in? you issued 24 million new shares of stock. you were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? how much were his? what was mr. zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasnt. what was mr. moskovitz’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasnt. what was sean parker’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasnt. what was peter thiel’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasnt. and what was your ownership share diluted down to? point zero three…percent. you signed the papers. you set me up. you’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad busines deal with your own company? it’s gonna be like im not apart of facebook. it wont be Like you’re not apart of facebook. you’re not apart of facebook. my names on the masthead. you might wanna check again. is this because i froze the account? you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG. security’s here, you’ll be leaving now. im not signing those papers. we will Get the signature. tell me this isnt about me getting into the phoenix. you- you did it. i knew you did it, you planted that story about the chicken! you had me accused of animal cruelty! and i’ll bet what you hated the most…is that they identified me as a co-founder of facebook, which i am, you better lawyer up asshole cause im not coming back for 30 percent, im coming back for Everything.

It is never too late to turn on the light. Your ability to break an unhealthy habit or turn off an old tape doesn’t depend on how long it has been running; a shift in perspective doesn’t depend on how long you’ve held on to the old view. When you flip the switch in that attic, it doesn’t matter whether its been dark for ten minutes, ten years or ten decades. The light still illuminates the room and banishes the murkiness, letting you see the things you couldn’t see before. It’s never too late to take a moment to look.

“September 22. Nothing.”