Hey, Miss At...

@heymissat

"Hey, Miss At..." it's the beginning of some of the most unfathomable sentences I'll ever hear. I can't believe I am in my seventh year of teaching! I also can't believe I am three years into marriage with an amazing man I met through this blog. I've taught junior high, high school, 4th grade, and now I'm in 6th grade! Teaching is a ton of overwhelming work, but it's the moments that I post on this blog that show how much I absolutely love (or sometimes loathe) my job. Enjoy! [email protected] This blog does not reflect the belief of my employers. No names or faces of students or my school are used for privacy purposes. If you wish to make one teacher and 36 students very happy, feel free to visit my Amazon Wish List! http://amzn.com/w/24IIN4QKLZQIC

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In a short 15 weeks, Joserisms and I will be meeting our little girl! 🎀👶🏻💗

#is this real life #tumblr love child #25 weeks pregnant

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Filed under reasons for my tumblr absence. Due October 2017!

#tumblr love #missatmrvar have a baby #joserisms

It's that time of year! Happy December, tumblr!

#stendigcalendar #west elm #Christmas decorations

Nephew kisses- better than summer vacation!

Hillary Clinton sends a hopeful and gracious message in her concession speech

🙌🏻😭💔

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Haven't even left the house and I can't tell you how many times I've had to reapply my makeup because I'm in tears. Time to face my students and tell them that differences of opinions are okay, but hatred is not.

Me: *points to plotline* How many of you have seen something like this before? Student: YES! At the hospital!

#schmargas #teaching #mrsvarsclass #6thgrade #education #the joys of teaching

Word of the Week: Deflect

Inspired by Trump.

#presidential debate #this man is a joke #education #ELA #teaching students how not to behave

BSB

Guys. Joserisms loves me so much, he bought me tickets to go see Backstreet Boys in Vegas!!!

#isitsummeryet #backstreet boys #bsb #bsbforlife #joserisms

Figurative Language

Tomorrow's Daily Language Review:

Identify the following figurative language.

1. Donald Trump's favorite phrase is, "to be honest."

A. Simile

B. Metaphor

C. Idiom

D. Hyperbole

E. Irony

2. Donald Trump yelled out to all of America, "My temperament is my strongest asset!"

A. Simile

B. Metaphor

C. Idiom

D. Hyperbole

E. Irony

Key: The answer for both is E. Irony.

#this is ridiculous #presidential debate #teaching #ELA #education #morning work

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Mansplaining

Just because one “mansplains” loudly and aggressively, it does NOT make him intelligent nor accurate. I would not allow this behavior in my classroom, so why should it be considered for our country?

#presidential debate #you disgust me #education #teacher woes #mansplaining

Poseidon's "seahorse."

#cruel #6th grade #teaching #it's been forever #sorry everyone!#greek mythology

Saturday//Caturday

I would like you all to meet my most adorable little bitty nephew!! Can't wait to kiss those cheeks next week!

My sister is in the hospital about to pop out my nephew, so I called my dad, and this is the conversation that ensued...

Dad: *answers phone* Labor and delivery!

Me: Hey! How are things going?

Dad: Slow.

Me: Any updates?

Dad: [Some friends] just brought us some food.

Me: That was nice, but what about Seester?

Dad: Oh. Here, you can talk to her.

#haha!#yes I called just for a food update #I'm about to be an auntie!!

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Sixth grade math doodles.

#as drawn by a cheerleader #teaching #education #visual learner #lol

Where's My Cane?

Me: *to students from another 6th grade class in mine for the afternoon* Make sure you get out your homework and work on something quietly.

Students: Mrs. J_________ didn’t give us any homework today!

Me: Bet you’re glad you have her as a teacher and not me! My class has work to do.

Students: No way! You’re super cool cause you’re only in your twenties!!

Me: *turned 30 on Sunday*

#the students must never know!#education #teaching #6th grade #lol

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