NEGATIVE, SAILOR MOON

I deserve a mech suit. I deserve a symbiotic relationship with heavy machinery. I deserve to experience a perfect connection between flesh and metal

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

work as slow as possible take breaks to get coffee take breaks to use the restroom take breaks to check your phone double and even triple check your work and dont lift your finger one bit further or longer than you absolutely have to

to the untrained eye, it may seem like i’m about to fucking kill myself. however,

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy