Dear Diary...

I want to be the house that my children’s friends want to come to, because despite whatever they’re facing at home, they’ll know they’ll find a second family with me and mine.

And this is the house I am... I get extras all the time

Batman is definitely on cocaine no way anyone could be up all night fighting crime and then go to business meetings the next day without any sleep

Shit can hurt but we keep it gangsta

Guilt-tripping people while asking for help is also a great way to create a self-fulfilling prophecy. You fear that you’re unwanted or unlovable, so you act in a way that is alienating and upsetting for those around you, thus driving them away. It’s understandable to think those things when you’re feeling terrible, but talking like that to people is almost guaranteed to make people less willing to help. Nobody wants to be manipulated or told how crappy they are while helping someone through a crisis. 

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

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