i was like "hey, damn"

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

if ur a boy n u tell ur tall gf not to wear heels around u congrats she’s my girl now don’t ever speak to me or my amazon gf ever again

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

hey so bisexuality is real and valid and who you are interested in dating or who you are currently dating does not make you any less bisexual just wanted 2 let u know love u bye

anxiety about having anxiety

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

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strictly platonic therapy rimming