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"Clyde, what the fuck are you talking about?"
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"It's pure Donovania!"
"Clyde, what the fuck are you talking about?"
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send me a âżÂ and iâll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i donât want or cannot see.
FRIENDSHIP.   childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers  / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [your muse] is the good influence / [your muse] is the bad influence / [my muse] is the good influence / [my muse] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies  / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends  / other
ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts / [your muse is mines] childhood crush /[my muse is yours] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [from your muses side] / unrequited [from my muses side] / unrequited [from both sides] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple  / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [on your muse] / cheating [with your muse] / otherÂ
FAMILIAL.   siblings [half]/ siblings [step]/[my muse] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /[my muse] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse /[my muse] is a parental figure to yours /[my muse] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child /[your muse] is taken under mines wing /[my muse] is taken under yours wing / other
ANTAGONISTIC.   dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / otherÂ
i thought i told you to stay back.
"Stop putting yourself in danger!"
"I can handle them just as well as you can, Feldspar!" Clyde argues, taking another step forward despite his companion's direct orders not to. "I can fight too, y'know. I'm not helpless."
The thief's services had been requested to escort Clyde to and from the blacksmith located in the Tower of Peace in the north, much to Clyde's insistence that he didn't really need an escort and that he was perfectly capable of handling himself. The Grand Wizard King decided otherwise, claiming that he had emptied out of one his 10 vaults of gold for one of Zaron's best.
They had made it safely to the blacksmith's and Clyde had traded some of the kingdom's worn and broken blades in for newer and stronger ones for the Grand Wizard's army. The real reason why an escort was needed, though, was because the Grand Wizard had requested a specialty sword be made just for him- and he would kill Clyde himself if anything happened to this sword.
Word must have gotten out to the elves, which brought the pair to their current predicament: three rangers were blocking their path, and they were not willing to back down.
@hey-whatsgoingon continued from x.
At the sounds of whistles and cat calls as the opposing team walked by to the buses, the blonde didn't even turn her head to acknowledge them. She simply raised her middle finger and continued her conversation with Red. That is, until Nichole interrupted, grabbing the blonde's shoulder with a sigh. "Heads up, Bee." Nichole nodded towards the sidelines just in time for Bebe to notice that Clyde was making a beeline for North Park's bus. Without skipping a beat, she dropped her pompoms and met him in the middle, quickly blocking his path. "Clyde, hold it!"
The fact that he wanted to defend their honor was quite charming, but it was still idiotic. "Clyde, breathe. We all know North Park doesn't play fair... if you go over there, the whole team is gonna jump on you." With a soft smile, she reached out and rubbed his arm in an attempt to calm him. "It's kinda sad that they only get to see pretty girls when they come to South Park, I mean, look at their cheer team." Bebe laughed, shaking her head slowly as she linked arms with him, guiding him back to their sidelines. "Besides, if the coach catches you fighting in your jersey, he may bench you. Then who will I cheer on if that happens?"
"But Bebe-" Clyde began, only to stop as his arms were linked with hers. He huffed, ultimately deciding to listen to her. He couldn't afford to be benched, especially now of all times.
He looked back over at Bebe, following her gaze to North Park's cheer squad as they boarded the minibus, not able to stop himself from snickering.
"I guess you're right. They kinda suck at cheering too. You guys beat them at the championship tournament in Florida last year, didn't you?" He asked her. "It's no wonder North Park's gotta resort to scummy tactics. They're probably all sad and unmotivated."
He bumped his shoulder against hers.
"Not like us, though! We got the best cheerleaders in all of Colorado!" He said, beaming over at her with that dopey, lop-sided Donovan grin before suddenly getting a really serious look on his face. "Still, if they try to mess with you girls, I got your backs. And I'm sure the other guys will too. You don't fuck with the bulls, unless you want the horns!"
Arms still linked with Bebe's, Clyde lifts both of his arms to press his thumbs to the sides of his head, keeping his pointer fingers up to mimic bull horns, before quickly switching to two middle fingers directed at the opposing team behind him with a laugh.
PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, itâs blown up. so, over a year later â i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains, THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2 send me a âżÂ and iâll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i donât want or cannot see.
FRIENDSHIP.   childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers  / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies  / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends  / other
ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple  / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / otherÂ
FAMILIAL.   siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other
ANTAGONISTIC.   dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / otherÂ

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â what are you trying to prove? â
"Stop putting yourself in danger!"
"I'm not trying to prove anything!" Clyde says defensively, dropping his fists to his sides as Bebe intervenes in what looked to be a rapidly escalating situation- ultimately due to both the opposing football team's jeering and Clyde's "act first, think later" philosophy.
"Even if they did win, that doesn't give them the right to talk about our cheerleaders like that! Buncha dirtbags," he spits.
North Park in particular had always gotten under his skin during games. Not only are they a bunch of cheaters, but their football team is composed of some of the most pompous assholes that Clyde has ever met. Every time they played against each other, it was like they found new ways to make his blood boil. The catcalling after crushing his team's spirits was just going overboard at this point.
"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS * Â assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary
i thought i told you to stay back.
i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.
this affects me, too, you know.
every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.
you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.
do you have a death wish or something?
this isn't fair to me.
i deserve better than this.
i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.
you promised me you'd stop going out at night.
i don't like hearing this.
you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?
i said i would handle it.
what the fuck are you doing here?
you told me you'd stay put.
so much for laying low.
you remember how bad it was last time.
seems like you haven't learned anything.
i believe you promised me you'd lay low.
i can't keep doing this.
don't give me that look.
we'll discuss this later.
this stops now.
i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.
you keep throwing yourself into danger.
you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?
i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.
that was really stupid of you, and you know it.
i thought you knew better than this.
what's your excuse this time?
you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?
you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.
that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.
i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.
that was completely unnecessary.
they had it handled.
you didn't need to step in like that.
why do you think you're invincible?
the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.
i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.
what are you trying to prove?
you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.
this shit hurts me, too, you know.
you're not the only one affected by this shit.
you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.
what happens if you don't come back?
you think we can just carry on without you?
you think i can handle things if you end up dead?
i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.
you're not even slick.
you think you're invincible, don't you.
quit pretending you've got everything under control.
let someone else do it for a change.
you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.
i'm done with this.
next time you do this, i'm not coming back.
promise me this is the end.
look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.
let the authorities deal with it.
you're making a big mistake.
is it worth dying for?
i've dealt with enough pain over the years.
i totally forgot about this blog... im back!
Craig: "Okay, so... the movie 'American Pie,' right? What kinda pie... would you most wanna stick your dick in? If you had the choice. Mine's probably blackberry."
"Blackberry? Really? No way dude, I dunno how you'd even begin to deal with the texture." Clyde hums to himself. He's never actually thought about this before...
Maybe lemon pie? No, no, definitely not. That would probably hurt, like, a lot.
How about a Boston Cream Pie? ... well, now that he thinks about it, that's not even a pie, so he mentally crosses that one off of his list.
Apple pies usually have cinnamon in them, so that's a hard no.
Finally, he decides: "Peach pie. It's smooth, creamy... dude, it's like... objectively the best option out there!"
âDonât bother with the drinks, theyâre all pretty bad.â o/
Clyde lightly jolted at the sudden voice that managed to sneak up behind him, smacking his head on the top of the refrigerator as he turned to face none other than Kenny McCormick. He frowned.
"Is this really all that's here? Miller Extra Light and Budweiser 55?" He whined, then added to himself: At least have the audacity to buy something good if you wanna throw a party.
Clyde sighed and closed the fridge. There was no way in hell he was drinking any of that. He was a man of the highest caliber, meaning he only drank the highest quality of beer: Blue Moon.
"Man, if I knew the selection was this small I'd've brought some shit from the house."

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âWhy do they even make sandwiches this small?â Have a Cartman
"Are they actually that small?" Clyde inquires, leaning over the table to inspect the assortment of triangle-cut sandwiches that someone had brought to Token's little house party as a treat.
Much to his surprise, Cartman was right in his observation- these sandwiches were practically bite-size. Not that he initially doubted him, but Cartman wasn't exactly the smallest of guys.
"Huh. Well, who do they expect to feed with these? Gnomes?" He picks one up to take a closer look, then pauses, a look of dread washing over him, almost as if he had some sort of realization.
"We're gonna starve here, dude! This isn't nearly enough to feed all of us!" Okay, maybe he was being a bit overdramatic.
guests at a party ⌠sentence starters
change wording / pronouns as needed
âThis is my costume.â
âDo you want to dance?â
âAre you friends with the host?â
âThey just brought out the snacks!â
âI forgot the gift at home, Iâm sorry.â
âDid you get a glass of champagne?â
âHas anybody seen the birthday boy?â
âThis is supposed to be a closed event.â
âYou hiding out here from the noise, too?â
âSomeone stole all the finger sandwichesâŚâ
âIâm pretty sure someone spiked the punch.â
âDid you try the snacks? Theyâre pretty good.â
âWhy isnât anyone dancing? What happened?â
âWhy do they even make sandwiches this small?â
âDonât bother with the drinks, theyâre all pretty bad.â
âI donât want to be rude, but this is kind of⌠boring.â
âI donât think weâve met. Were you on the guest list?â
âIâd ask if you want to dance, but I have two left feet.â
âI⌠wasnât aware we were expected to bring anything.â
âDonât say a word⌠I thought this was a costume party.â
âI feel like the vibe in here really shifted. What did I miss?â
âThis is way fancier than Iâm used to. I feel underdressed.â
âThe musicâs way too loud in there, I canât hear myself think.â
âHey, would you like to, maybe⌠meet up, after this is over?â
âI donât normally come out to parties. This is kinda new for me.â
âItâs getting late⌠maybe we should think about heading home.â
âA nametag isnât a full costume. You shouldâve put more effort in.â
âToo many people in there⌠itâs a lot nicer, and quieter, out here.â
âThereâs too many balloons, Iâm been tripping over them all night.â
âTo be honest, I donât even know anyone here. I just wanted to party.â
âOkay, we might need to keep it down. We just got a noise complaint.â
âSomeoneâs passed out on the couch, so I think thatâs my cue to leave.â
âYeah, an argument just broke out and itâs really bringing down the mood.â
âYou look really nice tonight. I donât think Iâve seen you dressed up before.â
âThis is lovely. Whoever did the decorating really knew what they were doing.â
Hey, what's goin' on?
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