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oh my god….there are people alive in this day and age who don’t know how to torrent movies

a friend the other day was like….”oh i really want to watch this movie but i cant find it anywhere on netflix or online” and i said “oh you can just torrent it” and she gave me the blankest look…and then i said “you know…piratebay? kickasstorrents?” and she just frowned at me…what’s happening to this generation

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

Cheese and alcohol were likely both discovered because someone forgot about their food for way too long and then proceeded to consume it anyways

at some point someone’s gonna kiss you on the forehead which is just fucking stellar so stay alive for that

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

They were poorly written and directed

it’s alright bro. you don’t have to front and let toxic masculinity control you anymore. you deserve to stan high school musical and the cheetah girls!

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

This is oddly inspiring