hey there demons, its me ya boi.

Pokemon Heritage Post

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

You're lying to me. That's a squid