This week I rewatched a movie I love: First Daughter.
Right away I started thinking about how it would make for a fun, clichΓ© twist if Draco ended up as Albusβs bodyguard and even better, if after Hogwarts, Albus decided to go to a Muggle university far from the UK just so he could live outside his familyβs shadow.
βAbsolutely not.β Harry tossed the enrolment form onto the table.
βIβm not asking for your permission, Harry. Iβm just telling you that Iβm going.β His eyes narrowed, his tone defiant.
βI think it might be good for him, dear,β Ginny spoke up.
βWithout security? No chance. Iβm not letting him loose in another country without supervision. Heβs enough trouble as it is here at home.β
βSee? You donβt trust me!β Albus protested.
βAnd have you given me any reason to?β Harry replied, his voice rising.
βFuck off then!β Albus exploded.
βHey! I want respect in this house!β Ginny shouted, now positioning herself between the two before something worse happened.
βBloody hell, Iβd have got a right clip round the ear if Iβd spoken to my parents like that!β Harry ran a hand through his hair, agitated.
βWhat parents? Oh, poor little orphan Harry.β Albus taunted. We could agree that this time heβd gone too far, however, heβd said this sort of thing before, so it wasnβt a huge shock to anyone. Ginny sighed and closed her eyes as the two began shouting over each other, only prevented from coming to blows because she was standing between them.
βEnough!β Ginny bellowed, furious, as she brandished her wand. The silent spell threw them both forcefully in opposite directions, causing them to land hard on the sofas.
βWeβll talk about this tomorrow, Albus. Go to your room.β
βYeah, brilliant parenting that. Might as well chuck me out now, save time.
As heavy footsteps were heard on the stairs, Harry sighed wearily, burying his face in his hands.
βThatβs another point to him, then. Youβre getting absolutely thrashed, loveβ she said with a hint of humour, trying to lighten the mood.
βI donβt know what it is, even now, Albus is so difficultβ¦ everything feels like a battleβ¦ I thought things would get better, but theyβre only getting worse! Heβs got no respect for me whatsoever. And he manages to get under my skin like no one else, I feel like Iβm thirteen again when Iβm arguing with him,β he admitted.
βThatβs because youβve got the same temperament,β Ginny laughed. βIβve told you before. Youβre rowing with a mini-you, only cockier. You canβt win, love.β
βDarlingβ¦ I donβt want him to goβ¦ itβs stupid, I know. Iβm feeling like Uncle Vernon, refusing my permission for Hogsmeadeβ¦ I suppose thatβs exactly how he sees me. Like a tyrant.β His tone was hurt now, and his wife approached and wrapped her arms around his shoulders.
βThen prove to him heβs wrong about you. Give him this vote of confidence. Talk it through openly and come to an agreement. And I know itβs practically impossible, but try not to get drawn in by the provocations. Remember that youβre the adult.β
βIβll think about it. I promise.β
βWhat do you want now, Harry?β Albus asked, leaning against the doorframe of his fatherβs study, arms crossed and a bored look on his face.
βI thought we could talk about arranging your trip.β Harry pointed to a folder on the desk. Albusβs eyes, a vivid green identical to his fatherβs, widened.
ββYou what? Youβre taking the piss.β
βYes. But there are some conditions. Sit down.β
Albus walked over to the chair in front of the desk.
βI knew it wouldnβt be that easy,β he muttered. βCome on then, get on with it.β
Harry took a deep breath, doing his best to project an air of authority.
βRight. I think you deserve a vote of confidence and a chance to live your own life. Butβ¦β
βThereβs always a but,β Albus rolled his eyes.
βBut Iβm still your father and I love you, and I also have my reasons beyond that to worry about your safety. So you can go, with two conditions. The first is that youβll need at least one bodyguard. They donβt have to be an Auror or anything like that. However, they do need to be someone I trust.β
βHmβ¦ Iβll accept,β Albus said. Too easily.
βWhat?β Harry blinked a few times, incredulous. He thought he might have misheard. Albus never did anything he asked.
βI accept.Gone a bit deaf in your dotage, have we?β Albus grinned. βBut I have a condition too.β He gave a sly smile. And there was the son Harry knew so well. βI get to choose my bodyguard.β Albus leaned back in the chair and stretched.
βYou do realiseβ¦ they need to be someone trained and approved by me, donβt you?β
βI know. Theyβre all in this folder, arenβt they?β Albus leaned forward, picked up the folder with the Ministry of Magic seal and began flicking through it casually.
βYesβ¦ it just arrivedβ¦β Harry was still suspicious, it felt like a trick.
βIs it up to date?β Albus asked after a moment of silence, examining one of the pages.
βIt is. With the best of the best. Choose whoever you want.β Harry smiled triumphantly. Turns out it wasnβt so hard to be the mature one handling the situation. Looked like the score was shifting in his favour.
βAlready chosen.β Albus closed the folder and handed it back to his father.
βReally? Who?β Harry raised an eyebrow. Heβd been expecting hours of negotiation, shouting matches and tantrums, not something soβ¦ easy.
βSurprise.β Albus gave an innocent smile that Harry knew held not a shred of innocence. βOh, and the second condition?β
βThe second condition is that you start calling me Dad againβ¦ Father is fine too.β He shifted in his chair, anxious.
βAlright thenβ¦ Daddy.β Albus clicked his tongue and stood up as his father started shouting behind him, telling him to stop with that sort of stupid joke.
Now all that mattered to him was his new life, just days away.
The leaving party was one thing Albus hadnβt managed to escape.
Heβd tried his hardest to keep it a small gathering, but when it came to his family, the concept of small didnβt exist, so soon his house was packed with Grangers-Weasleys. Even Hagrid came, bringing a leaving cake like always.
Albus was in one of the armchairs, drinking tea with vodka (his potions-camouflage specialty always came in handy). He was doing one of his favourite robes when in the midst of his family: recreational dissociation. His mind was far away, more precisely at Stanford University, just him, the sun, normal people who had no idea who the incredible Harry Potter wasβ¦ andβ¦
βDarling, get the door!β Ginny called out.
Harry was very happy, he was always happy when surrounded by his family and friends. But his smile died when he opened the door and saw the man with the immaculate posture and refined, perfectly black clothes. Not his usual wizarding robes. More like dark trousers and a dress shirt, too casual for him.
βErβ¦ Scorpius isnβt here, Draco,β Harry said quickly, forcing another welcoming smile, assuming it was just a mix-up between father and son.
βI know perfectly well where my son is, Potter.β Ah, always that superior, passive-aggressive tone from Malfoy. Great, Harry thought.
βRight.β Harryβs idiotic smile remained as they stared at each other for a few seconds of very awkward silence. Harry expected Malfoy to leave, but the man stood there like a stone column. βSoβ¦ Sorry, but what are you doing here?β Harry decided to ask outright, just to end this agony.
βWorking, Potter.β The reply came in the same tone. Harry wanted to punch that arrogant face.
βHmβ¦ Here?β Harry pointed to the floor of his own house.
βWell, good for you for having so much time to waste, Potter. Must be nice, Potter, being a figurehead. All the glory, none of the actual work.β Dracoβs expression remained impassive throughout, and even without showing any emotion, you could feel the controlled arrogance in his voice. Harry wondered how much it cost him to stay so grounded. βExcuse me.β Draco brushed past him, knocking his shoulder with a bit of force, leaving Harry stunned behind him.
βHey!β Harryβs heart started racing, he grew nervous, worried about Malfoyβs intentions there in his home. βMalfoy! Stop right there.β
Draco ignored him and kept walking, until he stopped behind where Albus was sitting, and then the penny slowly dropped.
βNo. No. No. Get out of my house, Malfoy.β These words ended up catching the guestsβ attention, who now had their eyes and ears fixed on them.
βHeβs my bodyguard!β Albus protested, already a bit tipsy from his tea.
βHahaha, very funny, son. Very funny indeed. I said it needed to be someone from the Ministry. Malfoy isnβt even trained.β Now his expression was delirious and triumphant at the same time. Shit, he was feeling more and more like Uncle Vernon.
βAs it happens, he is.β Albus returned the triumphant smile, and with a wave of his wand, the folder with the Ministry seal came flying into his hand. He opened it and handed it to Harry.
The delirious gleam in his fatherβs eye grew darker and darker as he read the page with Malfoyβs information. He closed the folder furiously and looked at Hermione, who was apprehensive beside Ron.
βHermione, my office, now!β He shouted.
βYou asked for the updated files, from all departments. Thatβs what I sent,β she defended herself.
βYes. Updated with all the security departments, which I happen to be the head of. I donβt remember training or approving any Draco Malfoy!β His voice grew progressively louder until he was shouting again.
βHarryβ¦ calm downβ¦ just listen to me, pleaseβ¦ He wanted to join, he had very good grades, he just didnβt want to be trained by youβ¦ so Iβ¦ I thought it would be good to have him around, you knowβ¦ to keep an eye on thingsβ¦ he went to a special agents section. It was his ideaβ¦ and after analysing the proposal, I thought it was interesting for the Ministry.β
βAnd you did it all behind my back! Now Albus is about to go to another continent with him!β Harryβs fury made the windowpanes rattle.
βHarry Potter!β Hermione said firmly. βYou may doubt him, but donβt doubt my judgement. I am perfectly capable of evaluating an employee, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that your son will be in good hands. Apart from your personal grudge, youβve got nothing against him, have you?β
Harry had a few good answers for his friend, but if he opened his mouth now, she would certainly never forgive him. So now he just had to accept it; he had no energy left for another tug-of-war with Albus.
The crowd insisted on accompanying Albus to the airport: lots of crying, hugs, and all that sentimental goodbye business that his family loved. The last one to speak with him was his father.
βYou couldnβt go without one last stunt, could you?β Harry sighed and placed his palm on his sonβs face, stroking his cheek. He studied his face carefully, a younger, wilder version of what he himself had once been. Dark hair, straight and falling over his eyes, baggy clothes in an attempt to hide from others.
Everything about Albus screamed I am me, not you.
βSo you wonβt forget me, Dad.β He smiled, and Harry smiled back, then pulled him into a tight hug.
βBehave yourself, you pest.β He breathed in the scent from the top of his sonβs head, hesitating to let him go.
βNo promises.β Albus laughed, and his father laughed too.
He could only breathe once they were finally on the plane, sitting in their mediocre economy-class seats. That had been one of his requests. He wanted to be a normal student and do things the way they were supposed to be done, and he was savouring every minute of it.
βWe havenβt had a chance to talk. I canβt believe you actually agreed,β Albus laughed, looking at the blond man beside him.
βItβs just a jobβ Mr Malfoy replied tersely.
βYeah, but likeβ¦ arenβt you rich? Why are you working?β
βArenβt you rich? Why are you in this rubbish economy class?β He returned the question.
P.S.: All the images are from Pinterest. These days itβs practically impossible to browse that site without being bombarded by AI, seriously, I donβt even know what Tom Felton really looks like anymore.
P.S. 2: English isnβt my first language, so I use Google Translate sometimes. Bye.