This week I rewatched a movie I love: First Daughter.
Right away I started thinking about how it would make for a fun, clichรฉ twist if Draco ended up as Albusโs bodyguard and even better, if after Hogwarts, Albus decided to go to a Muggle university far from the UK just so he could live outside his familyโs shadow.
โAbsolutely not.โ Harry tossed the enrolment form onto the table.
โIโm not asking for your permission, Harry. Iโm just telling you that Iโm going.โ His eyes narrowed, his tone defiant.
โI think it might be good for him, dear,โ Ginny spoke up.
โWithout security? No chance. Iโm not letting him loose in another country without supervision. Heโs enough trouble as it is here at home.โ
โSee? You donโt trust me!โ Albus protested.
โAnd have you given me any reason to?โ Harry replied, his voice rising.
โFuck off then!โ Albus exploded.
โHey! I want respect in this house!โ Ginny shouted, now positioning herself between the two before something worse happened.
โBloody hell, Iโd have got a right clip round the ear if Iโd spoken to my parents like that!โ Harry ran a hand through his hair, agitated.
โWhat parents? Oh, poor little orphan Harry.โ Albus taunted. We could agree that this time heโd gone too far, however, heโd said this sort of thing before, so it wasnโt a huge shock to anyone. Ginny sighed and closed her eyes as the two began shouting over each other, only prevented from coming to blows because she was standing between them.
โEnough!โ Ginny bellowed, furious, as she brandished her wand. The silent spell threw them both forcefully in opposite directions, causing them to land hard on the sofas.
โWeโll talk about this tomorrow, Albus. Go to your room.โ
โYeah, brilliant parenting that. Might as well chuck me out now, save time.
As heavy footsteps were heard on the stairs, Harry sighed wearily, burying his face in his hands.
โThatโs another point to him, then. Youโre getting absolutely thrashed, loveโ she said with a hint of humour, trying to lighten the mood.
โI donโt know what it is, even now, Albus is so difficultโฆ everything feels like a battleโฆ I thought things would get better, but theyโre only getting worse! Heโs got no respect for me whatsoever. And he manages to get under my skin like no one else, I feel like Iโm thirteen again when Iโm arguing with him,โ he admitted.
โThatโs because youโve got the same temperament,โ Ginny laughed. โIโve told you before. Youโre rowing with a mini-you, only cockier. You canโt win, love.โ
โDarlingโฆ I donโt want him to goโฆ itโs stupid, I know. Iโm feeling like Uncle Vernon, refusing my permission for Hogsmeadeโฆ I suppose thatโs exactly how he sees me. Like a tyrant.โ His tone was hurt now, and his wife approached and wrapped her arms around his shoulders.
โThen prove to him heโs wrong about you. Give him this vote of confidence. Talk it through openly and come to an agreement. And I know itโs practically impossible, but try not to get drawn in by the provocations. Remember that youโre the adult.โ
โIโll think about it. I promise.โ
โWhat do you want now, Harry?โ Albus asked, leaning against the doorframe of his fatherโs study, arms crossed and a bored look on his face.
โI thought we could talk about arranging your trip.โ Harry pointed to a folder on the desk. Albusโs eyes, a vivid green identical to his fatherโs, widened.
โโYou what? Youโre taking the piss.โ
โYes. But there are some conditions. Sit down.โ
Albus walked over to the chair in front of the desk.
โI knew it wouldnโt be that easy,โ he muttered. โCome on then, get on with it.โ
Harry took a deep breath, doing his best to project an air of authority.
โRight. I think you deserve a vote of confidence and a chance to live your own life. Butโฆโ
โThereโs always a but,โ Albus rolled his eyes.
โBut Iโm still your father and I love you, and I also have my reasons beyond that to worry about your safety. So you can go, with two conditions. The first is that youโll need at least one bodyguard. They donโt have to be an Auror or anything like that. However, they do need to be someone I trust.โ
โHmโฆ Iโll accept,โ Albus said. Too easily.
โWhat?โ Harry blinked a few times, incredulous. He thought he might have misheard. Albus never did anything he asked.
โI accept.Gone a bit deaf in your dotage, have we?โ Albus grinned. โBut I have a condition too.โ He gave a sly smile. And there was the son Harry knew so well. โI get to choose my bodyguard.โ Albus leaned back in the chair and stretched.
โYou do realiseโฆ they need to be someone trained and approved by me, donโt you?โ
โI know. Theyโre all in this folder, arenโt they?โ Albus leaned forward, picked up the folder with the Ministry of Magic seal and began flicking through it casually.
โYesโฆ it just arrivedโฆโ Harry was still suspicious, it felt like a trick.
โIs it up to date?โ Albus asked after a moment of silence, examining one of the pages.
โIt is. With the best of the best. Choose whoever you want.โ Harry smiled triumphantly. Turns out it wasnโt so hard to be the mature one handling the situation. Looked like the score was shifting in his favour.
โAlready chosen.โ Albus closed the folder and handed it back to his father.
โReally? Who?โ Harry raised an eyebrow. Heโd been expecting hours of negotiation, shouting matches and tantrums, not something soโฆ easy.
โSurprise.โ Albus gave an innocent smile that Harry knew held not a shred of innocence. โOh, and the second condition?โ
โThe second condition is that you start calling me Dad againโฆ Father is fine too.โ He shifted in his chair, anxious.
โAlright thenโฆ Daddy.โ Albus clicked his tongue and stood up as his father started shouting behind him, telling him to stop with that sort of stupid joke.
Now all that mattered to him was his new life, just days away.
The leaving party was one thing Albus hadnโt managed to escape.
Heโd tried his hardest to keep it a small gathering, but when it came to his family, the concept of small didnโt exist, so soon his house was packed with Grangers-Weasleys. Even Hagrid came, bringing a leaving cake like always.
Albus was in one of the armchairs, drinking tea with vodka (his potions-camouflage specialty always came in handy). He was doing one of his favourite robes when in the midst of his family: recreational dissociation. His mind was far away, more precisely at Stanford University, just him, the sun, normal people who had no idea who the incredible Harry Potter wasโฆ andโฆ
โDarling, get the door!โ Ginny called out.
Harry was very happy, he was always happy when surrounded by his family and friends. But his smile died when he opened the door and saw the man with the immaculate posture and refined, perfectly black clothes. Not his usual wizarding robes. More like dark trousers and a dress shirt, too casual for him.
โErโฆ Scorpius isnโt here, Draco,โ Harry said quickly, forcing another welcoming smile, assuming it was just a mix-up between father and son.
โI know perfectly well where my son is, Potter.โ Ah, always that superior, passive-aggressive tone from Malfoy. Great, Harry thought.
โRight.โ Harryโs idiotic smile remained as they stared at each other for a few seconds of very awkward silence. Harry expected Malfoy to leave, but the man stood there like a stone column. โSoโฆ Sorry, but what are you doing here?โ Harry decided to ask outright, just to end this agony.
โWorking, Potter.โ The reply came in the same tone. Harry wanted to punch that arrogant face.
โHmโฆ Here?โ Harry pointed to the floor of his own house.
โWell, good for you for having so much time to waste, Potter. Must be nice, Potter, being a figurehead. All the glory, none of the actual work.โ Dracoโs expression remained impassive throughout, and even without showing any emotion, you could feel the controlled arrogance in his voice. Harry wondered how much it cost him to stay so grounded. โExcuse me.โ Draco brushed past him, knocking his shoulder with a bit of force, leaving Harry stunned behind him.
โHey!โ Harryโs heart started racing, he grew nervous, worried about Malfoyโs intentions there in his home. โMalfoy! Stop right there.โ
Draco ignored him and kept walking, until he stopped behind where Albus was sitting, and then the penny slowly dropped.
โNo. No. No. Get out of my house, Malfoy.โ These words ended up catching the guestsโ attention, who now had their eyes and ears fixed on them.
โHeโs my bodyguard!โ Albus protested, already a bit tipsy from his tea.
โHahaha, very funny, son. Very funny indeed. I said it needed to be someone from the Ministry. Malfoy isnโt even trained.โ Now his expression was delirious and triumphant at the same time. Shit, he was feeling more and more like Uncle Vernon.
โAs it happens, he is.โ Albus returned the triumphant smile, and with a wave of his wand, the folder with the Ministry seal came flying into his hand. He opened it and handed it to Harry.
The delirious gleam in his fatherโs eye grew darker and darker as he read the page with Malfoyโs information. He closed the folder furiously and looked at Hermione, who was apprehensive beside Ron.
โHermione, my office, now!โ He shouted.
โYou asked for the updated files, from all departments. Thatโs what I sent,โ she defended herself.
โYes. Updated with all the security departments, which I happen to be the head of. I donโt remember training or approving any Draco Malfoy!โ His voice grew progressively louder until he was shouting again.
โHarryโฆ calm downโฆ just listen to me, pleaseโฆ He wanted to join, he had very good grades, he just didnโt want to be trained by youโฆ so Iโฆ I thought it would be good to have him around, you knowโฆ to keep an eye on thingsโฆ he went to a special agents section. It was his ideaโฆ and after analysing the proposal, I thought it was interesting for the Ministry.โ
โAnd you did it all behind my back! Now Albus is about to go to another continent with him!โ Harryโs fury made the windowpanes rattle.
โHarry Potter!โ Hermione said firmly. โYou may doubt him, but donโt doubt my judgement. I am perfectly capable of evaluating an employee, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that your son will be in good hands. Apart from your personal grudge, youโve got nothing against him, have you?โ
Harry had a few good answers for his friend, but if he opened his mouth now, she would certainly never forgive him. So now he just had to accept it; he had no energy left for another tug-of-war with Albus.
The crowd insisted on accompanying Albus to the airport: lots of crying, hugs, and all that sentimental goodbye business that his family loved. The last one to speak with him was his father.
โYou couldnโt go without one last stunt, could you?โ Harry sighed and placed his palm on his sonโs face, stroking his cheek. He studied his face carefully, a younger, wilder version of what he himself had once been. Dark hair, straight and falling over his eyes, baggy clothes in an attempt to hide from others.
Everything about Albus screamed I am me, not you.
โSo you wonโt forget me, Dad.โ He smiled, and Harry smiled back, then pulled him into a tight hug.
โBehave yourself, you pest.โ He breathed in the scent from the top of his sonโs head, hesitating to let him go.
โNo promises.โ Albus laughed, and his father laughed too.
He could only breathe once they were finally on the plane, sitting in their mediocre economy-class seats. That had been one of his requests. He wanted to be a normal student and do things the way they were supposed to be done, and he was savouring every minute of it.
โWe havenโt had a chance to talk. I canโt believe you actually agreed,โ Albus laughed, looking at the blond man beside him.
โItโs just a jobโ Mr Malfoy replied tersely.
โYeah, but likeโฆ arenโt you rich? Why are you working?โ
โArenโt you rich? Why are you in this rubbish economy class?โ He returned the question.
P.S.: All the images are from Pinterest. These days itโs practically impossible to browse that site without being bombarded by AI, seriously, I donโt even know what Tom Felton really looks like anymore.
P.S. 2: English isnโt my first language, so I use Google Translate sometimes. Bye.