Forest

"my son turned ou-" shut the fuck up cunt thats my daughter not yours

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

Environmental storytelling. 27000 likes 5600 reblogs and post above me is suddenly deactivated. fascinating, isn't it?

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

Mom alter fronted at the grocery store so i get to have a full and balanced diet this week

If hypnosis was real i would probably know about it by now so im realistically safe

wishing there was a party I could go to where a bunch of women would be dancing with me, fondling and groping my braless tits under my top, grinding against my ass as we dance... then later a couple of them take me to a secluded corner, taking turns having their way with me multiple times until I'm dripping down my legs, sweaty, shaking, having to lean on them to not collapse on the floor and I wouldn't even know their names

i get so irked when i see knight x princess content and it turns out to be a straight couple like don't piss me off

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now