started with a girl and her gun

You ever have a fucked up dream that makes no sense? Well, mine was that you were my dad, which is crazy because you're like, what, not even 40 yet, aye? I'm worried about what a dream analyst would say about this kind of dream like my subconscious wants me to call you da. I was going to say daddy but I'm behaving. This is serious shit. Or, maybe it's saying we need to do a full song together, which I like that kind of dream, so I'll lean into that. But this whole story is mostly just a warning in case we're ever in the same pub and I'm completely pissed and suddenly I just shout daddy at you. ( @limelightmumford )

I've decided they put something addictive in your music, and that's the main reason why I can't get Drop Dead to leave my mind and I find myself singing it at random parts of my day. I'll be cooking, and I start singing the chorus. I'm in the shower, I belt out the whole song. So, clearly there's magic afoot here, and you're making me addicted to your music. Sure, it could be because you're good, and you are, but I like to believe in whimsy, and I'm saying it's magic. ( @oliviarfm )

What kind of bribe would it take to get an Inhaler/Namjoon collab going? Or Inhaler/BTS collab going? Would I have to bribe you guys with money? Because I might be Bono's son, but he's always telling me his money isn't my money, you know? So yeah, I'm a nepo baby, but the nepo isn't nepoing all that well. But I can bribe you with other things? I just don't know what yet, so you'll have to give me ideas of what you'd like to be bribed with. I'm a mean cook, if food is what'll do it, just tossing that out there. ( @kmnamjns )

I was lazing about trying to find something to watch, and I came across Griffin in Summer and I absolutely loved it. I loved your role, and I loved the kid that played Griffin. I remember being a lad his age and being all confused and getting a crush on a bloke that was kind of like Brad, so I think that's why I enjoyed the film so much. But you did a good job, mate. And you looked so good in it to! And because I'm one of those people that need to scope out someone's IMDB when I watch them in something, I saw you were going to be part of the Life is Strange adaptation. That's fucking brilliant, I love that game. Are you filming that now? ( @teaguewo )