I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

in any given fictional situation, there is exactly one character who is At Fault and every other character involved is a passive victim. media literacy is when you correctly identify and condemn this character

just being myshellf! #turtle

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

listened to a song i already liked a lot and it suits The Character disgustingly well 200 people healed 500 saved

youre a silly salmon and im straight up the tenacious tuna

Sometimes I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. I just say shit in hopes that someone else can figure out what the hell that even meant. Like the Oracle of Delphi except I'm stone cold sober.