Heterosexual Holmes

@heterosexualholmes

Welcome to my blog, where I collect all the proof I need to show all those darned shippers that Holmes and Watson are not mentally undressing each other. Feel free to contribute if you want to share with the class. If you have any questions about the Holmes canon stories or other works of Sir Conan Doyle's, serious or otherwise, feel free to send me something in the ask box.

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rylandsgrace

Glass Onion + Text posts

#glass onion spoilers #knives out #glass onion #spoiler #spoilers

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foxwatson

holmes adaptations + text post memes [1/??]

foxwatson

how about that text post meme

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Granada Holmes - Episode 1x01 (1984)

The way they look at each other gives me life.

whitelaws

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#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

lunarriviera

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him. Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using? Interviewer: Bromance? Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance? Interviewer: No, it’s not the same. Jude Law: Why not? Why? Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

cantpronouncefromtivoli

#alsotheleadingactorhasnoproblemssayingitsaromance #becausehescomfortablewithhissexuality

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(Sorry for quality) From ‘Holmes & Watson’, by Lee Shackleford.

James came into contact with this fellow Hayes, because the man was a tenant of mine, and James acted as agent. The fellow was a rascal from the beginning, but, in some extraordinary way, James became intimate with him.

-The Adventure Of The Priory School

#sherlock homes

'Come, Watson, come!' he cried. 'The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!'

-The Adventure Of The Abbey Grange

#*spits out drink*#sherlock holmes #sherlock #john watson #watson

Finally, he sprang down with an ejaculation of satisfaction.

-The Adventure Of The Abbey Grange

#Sherlock Holmes #sherlock

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'What can he want?' I ejaculated, as a man stepped out of it.

-The Adventure Of The Golden Pince-nez

#john watson #watson #sherlock holmes #sherlock #watson likes i rough

'One moment—one moment!' cried a querulous voice, and we looked up to find a queer little old man, jerking and twitching in the doorway.

-The Adventure Of The Missing Three-Quarter

#Sherlock Holmes #sherlock #i love taking things out of context

They told me that you were fond of queer mysteries, and I don't think you can find a queerer one than that.

-The Adventure of the Dancing Men

#STILL not dead!#couldnt remember if i'd posted this #Sherlock Holmes

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#still not dead #BBC Holmes

direwolfes

I’ve met someone.

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