when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

i need more sex scenes to be awkward !! they're both shy ! they're both overcome with desire ! it's quick and fumbling ! they are making embarrassing noises ! absolutely no one is being called daddy ! it's kinda weird and gross ! bc it's literally an exchange of bodily fluid ! someone comes too fast ! no one comes at all ! it's actually kind of bad ! but they are having the best time !!!

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

best part of writing fic actually is making up fucked up stories from characters’ childhoods

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

This bird experiences a world that we can barely interperet

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out