❝ ᶤˢ ᵗʰᶤˢ ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ˀ

your muse is allowed to disrespect my muse

your muse is allowed to provoke my muse

your muse is allowed to be a little asshole to my muse

and more – !!

So long as you, the mun, understand the consequences of your muse ticking off my muse your muse is allowed to be not nice to mine. Confrontation can be interesting and fun to rp! I welcome it! While you, the mun, should know better than to provoke my muse your muse might not and that’s okay! Mun does not equal muse and vice versa. When your muse provokes mine, disrespects mine, underestimates mine, I am trusting that even if your muse doesn’t know the consequences that you, the other mun, understand there are repercussions for your muse being an asshole.

Playing cards edition! ( disclaimer: some phrases have been edited or split for convenience )

The Strip ♢

“____ has a lot of needs, sugar. And a lady doesn’t kiss and tell.”

“Heck, I’ll hire anybody with a pair of legs and at least one good eye at this point.”

“There’s a lot more to this than a classy chassis, you know?”

“Yeah, I imagine that it takes a lot to fill the void of such a bottomless soul.”

“Now why would you want to go breaking my heart asking a question like that?”

“The women of this town ask me a lot if there’s a Mrs./Mr. _____. Of course there is. You’re her/him. And you’re still as perfect as the day we met.”

“You see? We remain the very picture of courtesy, even in the face of such impolite accusations. “

“We have nothing to hide here..”

“You play some games, have some fun.”

“Ring-a-ding, baby.”

“Oh, they’re a shift pack of rats.”

“I know our reputation hasn’t always been spotless, but that’s all in the past now.”

“We don’t have to dream that we’re important.”

“I’m not sure if you’re funny or just stupid, but I’m not amused.”

New California Republic ♡

“You take out a debt, it’s only a matter of time before someone comes collecting.”

“A sober person might take insult at that. Me, I might just bust you one.”

“You better keep your nose clean. I’ll be watching you.”

“Interested in politics, eh? Well, grab a seat and get comfortable.”

“The hired hands know what they’re signing up for- we don’t hide anything with fancy talk.”

“Calm is what you have to be when people look to you.And it’s all you can be when things are out of your hands.”

“….”

“Trade routes, my friends. It’s all in the trade routes.”

“It’s amazing what passes for a firearm around here. You’d be better off throwing rocks.”

“I wish I could explain it to you. I’m finally at a loss for words.”

“He’s willing to turn a blind eye. But unlike our good friend, I don’t intend to blink.”

“Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevadas, defiant and enduring.”

“You ain’t pissing on me right now, you’re pissing on the Bear.”

Caesar’s Legion ♣

“This is no place for the faint of heart and no one comes down into this vile pit without purpose.”

“The day I set my flag down, it’ll be over my body or over a nation I believe in.”

“To enslave them is to save them- to give them purpose and virtue.”

“It is the armor of a ______. You have the rare honor of beholding it unspattered by the blood of my inferiors.”

“He’s a vengeful spirit, some of the more superstitious women say.”

“Rise and shine.”

“Mars favors the bold, does he not?”

“Give us cause, profligate.”

“_____, to arms!”

“Pile body upon body.”

“Arooooooooo!”

“Yet here we are at the throat of the Great Bear. Victory is at hand.”

“We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of ______, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.”

New Vegas ♠

“Our wealthiest client has a thing for Ghouls. And a thing for cowboys.”

“There are two kinds of folks. You load your gun like an ordinary man or you load it like a devil.”

“Dinnertime, boys!”

“Second, he doesn’t like hats, or the people wearing them.:

“It’s…. a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don’t worry about it.”

“Go bully some molerats, jackass.”

“That’s business, after all.”

“All this bloodshed. Such a waste of human life.”

“Freeside is the _____’s turf. Remember that.:

“One day Mama took me aside and said, “Boy, you’re never going to go very far, but you’re going to make a whole lotta people come up short.”

“You’ve been a godsend.”

“Where every man is free to follow his own path, do his own thing. Where every man is a king in his own right.”

“Still want to talk tough, Chief?”

Wild Card  🃏

“Real shame you got caught up in this, kid.”

you love hoodies.  you love shorts.   dogs are better than cats.  it’s hilarious when people get hurt.  shopping is torture.   sad movies suck.   you own(ed) a car racing game.   you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.   at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter.   you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.   you used to be obsessed with power rangers.   you have watched sports on tv.   gory movies are cool.   you go to your dad for advice.   you own(ed) like a trillion baseball caps.   you used to collect hockey or baseball cards.   baggy sweats are cool to wear.   it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.   green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.   you love to go crazy and not care what people think.   sports are fun.   you talk with food in your mouth.   you sleep with your socks on at night.   you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.   you wear eyeliner.   you wear the color pink.   you go to your mom to talk.   you consider cheerleading a sport.   you hate wearing the color black.   you like(d) going to the mall.   you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.   you like wearing jewelry.   you cried watching the notebook.   dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.   shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.   you don’t like the movie star wars.   you are/were in gymnastics.   it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.   you smile a lot more than you should.   you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.   you care about what you look like.  you like wearing dresses when you can.   you like wearing high heel shoes.   you used to play with dolls as little kid.   you like putting make-up on others.   you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color.   i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.  i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star.  i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.  i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.  i’ve played a prank on someone.  i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.  i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

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