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Why were the Mongols so good at conquering?

They were following a steppe by steppe plan.

#dumbassery #bad puns #puns #dad jokes #mongols

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Fortunato must have been so embarrassed to fall for Montresor’s Amontillado ruse… he was mortar-fied.

#bad puns #dumbassery #literary puns #he got edgar allen PWNed!#cask of amontillado

oz-me

Thanks for the tumblr videos. You made me make an account on the hellsite. Are you proud?

yes

herra-ratatoskr

Same for me. You (and PM Seymour) convinced me to actually sign up here. Now I have a healthy outlet for my terrible jokes

basi-boy

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

catnapunicorn

Did you know that prawns make terrible therapists?

They're not very shrimpathetic

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Brooklyn Eagle, New York, August 23, 1921

pseudomantis

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

dad-jokes-official

offical dad jokes post

Today my “witchy” sibling offered me a coffee scented candle. Not being a candle person I politely declined, and asked if that sort of thing was used for candle magik, to which they said “yes”.

“Huh,” I added, “would another term for candle magik be… candelabra-cadabra?”

They closed their eyes, groaned, and then softly beat their head against the closet door for a solid 20 seconds.

I love being an older brother.

#dumbassery #bad puns #dad jokes #puns #magik #candles #siblings #good natured sibling torment #bro-dad jokes

depsidase

animentality

herra-ratatoskr

I wrote a 10 page paper without chatgpt, or sleep, or research in 12 hours in college (started at midnight). And I still got an A-.

Skill issue, bitch

technicolorgrayscale

Was this before, after, or during your laptop shitting itself?

herra-ratatoskr

After. This was 100% procrastination based crunch time

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

herra-ratatoskr

But Jesus is a part of the Godhead. I think what you’re trying to ask is “does THE FATHER have a penis?”

#pedantry #divine dickery #trinitarian problems

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herra-ratatoskr

I wrote a 10 page paper without chatgpt, or sleep, or research in 12 hours in college (started at midnight). And I still got an A-.

Skill issue, bitch

#skill issue #git gud #anti ai

depsidase

It still shocks me that in the 90s we didn’t have a sugary chocolate cereal called “Coco Power Rangers!” to cash in on the Mighty Morphin’ phenomenon and the easiest pun of all time.

#power rangers #90s nostalgia #puns #missed opportunity #it was right there #dumbassery #ron wasserman

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herra-ratatoskr

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offical dad jokes post

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

alettertofutureme

History is not done with us yet my friend

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

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