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My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

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Woah Wayne really went out with a bang !

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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

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lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

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Somebody do the “but what’s in your pants?” line plz

If they're an attorney, obviously they have briefs.

Okay that’s pretty good 😂

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Yuri...Yaoi...it doesn't matter..love still starts with You and I

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If you don't like the sun, go to Threnody because there's sure a lot of Shade there

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Cupid shot me with that ace aro

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And they’re all Vlad

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this isn't even a dad joke I'm just in awe of the bit as a whole

official.... does this even count?? i don't know but i love it. stamp of approval 🫡

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

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