Gilliam Yeager, Project XN and Gespents

"When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time."

"I'm in lesbians with you."

"This is good garlic bread."

"Bread makes you FAT?"

"You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"

"If you want something bad, you have to fight for it."

"Break out the L-word."

"What kind of tea do you want?"

"You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone"

"Did you really see a future with this girl/guy?"

"Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!"

"It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."

"Dude, this thing claims I have mail."

"I have to go pee due to boredom."

"Like... with jet-packs?"

"Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question."

"If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"

"Next time, we don't date the girl/guy with eleven evil ex-boyfriends/girlfriends."

"We have an unfinished business. I and (s)he."

"Don't you talk to me about grammar!"

"That was a test _______, and you passed."

"That gossipy bitch."

"I've never even kissed a guy/girl before."

"Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?"

"Freeze! Vegan Police!"

"It's milk and eggs, bitch."

"(S)He punched the highlights out of her/his hair!"

"This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.""

"We are here to sell out and make money and stuff."

"Guess who's drunk!"

"Pirates are in this year!"

"Believe it or not, I used to date _______ in high school."

"Is that the Uma Thurman movie?"

"Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?"

"All of our shows are secret shows."

"Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours!"

"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."

"Um, _______, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done..."

"Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?"

"Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it."

"Kick her in the balls!"

"You just headbutted my boyfriend/girlfriend so hard he burst."

"I have to pee."

"Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway."

"Is this an envy-related dream again?"

"Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else."

"Somebody bring me my board!"

"So, what can I *censored* get you?"

"How are you doing that with your mouth?"

"They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about."

"Let's both be girls."

"The only thing separating me from her/him is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass."

"Look, I didn't write the gay handbook."

"Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey... some sooner than others."

"But you can't... cheat... death."

"I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."

"Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he."

"Steal my boyfriend/girlfriend, taste my steel!"

"You had a sexy phase?"

"Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check."

"What a perfect asshole."

"I want to have his/her adopted babies."

"_______, you're the salt of the earth."

"Do that again, and I will end you!"

"You broke the heart that broke mine."

"I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face."

"You'll pay for your crimes against humanity."

"You cocky cock!"

"Is there anywhere you don't work?"

"Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it!"