((Oi! Hey. Casual promo for an asshole from a eldrtich horror manga where kids do things!
I know that sounds awful, but I’ll spice it up cause he has access to the D.
N-no really that’s his canon power. S-stop laughing at him!))
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost

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Jules of Nature
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Peter Solarz
Today's Document
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@herosenki
((Oi! Hey. Casual promo for an asshole from a eldrtich horror manga where kids do things!
I know that sounds awful, but I’ll spice it up cause he has access to the D.
N-no really that’s his canon power. S-stop laughing at him!))

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Send me a ⊱♥⊰ for my Muse's reaction to yours hugging them without warning!
Platonic Touch
Sometimes, characters want contact that has nothing to do with sex or violence. Send one of these for your character to reach out to mine.
Shoulder Clasp
Across the Shoulder hug
Hair Ruffle
Gentle headlock
Full body lean
Feet in lap
Head in lap
Hair petting
Ambush hug
Not so ambush hug
Pulling mine into their lap
Cheek kiss
Forehead kiss
Brushing hair out of mine’s face
Fixing shirt collar
Fixing shirt cuffs
Fixing a clothing tag
Tying shoes
Taking off shoes
Carrying while half asleep
Hand holding
Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly
Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin
Pushing glasses into place
Offering their drink
Offering their snack
Kissing the back of mine’s hand
Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back
Crawling into bed with
Using shoulder as a pillow
Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder
Hair brushing
Brushing lint off of
Giving a foot massage
Giving a back massage
Giving a scalp massage
Rubbing circles on mine’s back
Sharing a secret smile
Booping the nose
Touching noses together
Resting foreheads together
Resting cheeks together
Sharing a blanket
Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it
Poking with fingers/toes
Painting mine’s nails
Putting jewelry on mine
Doing mine’s hair
Pinkie promise
High five
Fist bump
Secret handshake
Hipcheck
Pulling mine into a dance
Initiate a tickle fight
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010 Film) : Sentence Starters
"When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time."
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"This is good garlic bread."
"Bread makes you FAT?"
"You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"
"If you want something bad, you have to fight for it."
"Break out the L-word."
"What kind of tea do you want?"
"You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone"
"Did you really see a future with this girl/guy?"
"Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!"
"It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
"Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
"I have to go pee due to boredom."
"Like... with jet-packs?"
"Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question."
"If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"
"Next time, we don't date the girl/guy with eleven evil ex-boyfriends/girlfriends."
"We have an unfinished business. I and (s)he."
"Don't you talk to me about grammar!"
"That was a test _______, and you passed."
"That gossipy bitch."
"I've never even kissed a guy/girl before."
"Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?"
"Freeze! Vegan Police!"
"It's milk and eggs, bitch."
"(S)He punched the highlights out of her/his hair!"
"This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.""
"We are here to sell out and make money and stuff."
"Guess who's drunk!"
"Pirates are in this year!"
"Believe it or not, I used to date _______ in high school."
"Is that the Uma Thurman movie?"
"Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?"
"All of our shows are secret shows."
"Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours!"
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."
"Um, _______, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done..."
"Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?"
"Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it."
"Kick her in the balls!"
"You just headbutted my boyfriend/girlfriend so hard he burst."
"I have to pee."
"Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway."
"Is this an envy-related dream again?"
"Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else."
"Somebody bring me my board!"
"So, what can I *censored* get you?"
"How are you doing that with your mouth?"
"They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about."
"Let's both be girls."
"The only thing separating me from her/him is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass."
"Look, I didn't write the gay handbook."
"Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey... some sooner than others."
"But you can't... cheat... death."
"I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."
"Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he."
"Steal my boyfriend/girlfriend, taste my steel!"
"You had a sexy phase?"
"Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check."
"What a perfect asshole."
"I want to have his/her adopted babies."
"_______, you're the salt of the earth."
"Do that again, and I will end you!"
"You broke the heart that broke mine."
"I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face."
"You'll pay for your crimes against humanity."
"You cocky cock!"
"Is there anywhere you don't work?"
"Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it!"
"You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives?"
Send '😡' for your muse to hit mine out of anger

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Send '👻' For My Muse To Admit A Bad Habit
Send '👻' For My Muse To Admit A Bad Habit
Too Shy To Reach Out?
Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet
♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first! ☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet. ☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people. ♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet… ★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write ☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post ☾ - I don’t know how to approach you ☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING ☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…
Send 💉 to visit my Muse in the hospital.
Deep Frog
do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description
“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”
— H. P. Lovecraft,
At the Mountains of Madness
This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Send “SAVE ME” into my askbox for my muse to save/protect your muse’s life!!
send “SAVE ME - REVERSE” for your muse to save mine ( you can even add context if you wish )
((Hey. Anyone wanna talk about…
DODGEBALL!))
((Hey. Anyone wanna talk about…
DODGEBALL!))
((And now I’ve quietly trimmed down this blog to one muse (Guilliam-Taisho) and I think its time for ACTION again.
So like/reblog if you’re interested in one hell of a multiverse jumping canon and OC friendly SRW muse with a giant gespent and a bitchin theme))
((And now I’ve quietly trimmed down this blog to one muse (Guilliam-Taisho) and I think its time for ACTION again.
So like/reblog if you’re interested in one hell of a multiverse jumping canon and OC friendly SRW muse with a giant gespent and a bitchin theme))

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Sentence starters: Waking up
“Good morning, sweetheart.”
“Did you sleep well?”
“Hey, it’s time to get up.”
“Darling, please get up.”
“I’m going to smack you.”
“You’re gonna be late if you don’t get up soon.”
“I made you breakfast in bed.”
“You were so drunk. You just passed out in my bed.”
“Did I sleep here last night?
“Did we uh do stuff.”
“GET UP. GET UP. GET UP.”
“I have work in five minutes!”
“If you don’t get up right now I swear to God- ”
“Well, goodmorning to you too.”
Send "(─‿‿─)" to cuddle with my muse!
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