The red eyed witches and more

☕ : how does your muse take their coffee or tea? what does their average coffee shop order look like? 🌨️ : how does your muse react to snow? do they want to stay huddled up inside where it's warm, or do they want to go out and play in it? 💝 : what is your muse's love language? how do they usually convey it? ⚖️ : does your muse trust their own judgement? what kind of situations would cause them to freeze up with indecision? 🧺 : what life skill was the hardest for your muse to learn once they were out on their own? 🍸 : does your muse drink alcohol? if so, what kind and how often? if not, why? 💪 : describe your muse's body language, how do they tend to stand idly, what do they do when they're bored, etc. 🎨 : what is your muse's favorite art medium to use? what do they do with it? 🔋 : how does your muse like to recharge, physically, mentally or spiritually? 🐉 : if your muse could be any mythical or supernatural being, which do you think they would be and why? 👻 : if your muse could live the life of anyone else for a day, who would they choose? what would they hope to learn about this person? 🩰 : does your muse know how to dance? do they learn routines, or do they improvise? what styles of dance do they prefer? 💎 : if you could describe your muse as any gemstone or mineral, which would they be and why? 🧨 : does your muse have attention seeking tendencies? how far are they willing to go to get it? ⚽ : does your muse have any favorite sports? do they play any sports, or do they just spectate? 🐈 : is your muse conscious of online trends and memes? 🥀 : describe a time in your muse's life where they were dishonest, either with themselves, or others. 💸 : what is the most valuable thing your muse has ever broken? 💍 : does your muse carry any good luck charms or other memorable trinkets? what makes this item significant to them? 🤝 : what does loyalty mean to your muse? 🏹 : does your muse know how to use any weapons? which ones? what is the most unconventional item that your muse has ever armed themselves with? 🫗 : what would it take for your muse to lose their appetite? 🎁 : how does your muse respond when they don't like a gift they've received? 🌌 : would your muse rather explore outer space or the deep sea? why? would they be afraid of either or both of these places for any reason? 🎥 : does your muse know any movies or books by heart? which ones? why do they like them so much?

"I need you. I need you more than I've ever needed anyone in my life... and I know I have no right to ask anything of you. I just wanted you to know."

Send [CHEEK] for your muse to kiss my muse on the cheek

not being able to be alone anymore.

JOSEPH QUINN | Versace Eyewear

❛ Sorry, can't help out right now. I gotta feed the eldritch horrors in the basement! ❛ ❛ I will always be with you and that is a threat.❛ ❛ Outta my way, carrying sensitive cargo here!❛ ❛ Do you have any more sugar? This isn’t enough to give me cavities. ❛ ❛ Ignore me at your own peril.❛ ❛ Kids these days don’t know how to psychologically torture their enemies any longer. Do you think I should hold a workshop? ❛ ❛ I swear to all things holy. DRINK! WATER! ❛ ❛ Do you think this outfit is slutty enough? ❛ ❛ I will die before I hand over the hat. ❛ ❛ What you’re gonna do? Stab me? ❛ ❛ Mess with my kitchen knives and suffer the consequences. ❛ ❛ Miss me, bitch? ❛ ❛ Excuse me, I’m a complete delight, I will have you know! ❛ ❛ On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate my kissing skills? Correct answers only! ❛ ❛ Nobody can stop me! Well… one person can stop me but I bribed him, so you’re all going down! ❛ ❛ I survived, so I’m going to make this everyone’s else problem. ❛ ❛ I fear neither God nor death but even I know that this is an extremely terrible idea. Count me in. ❛ ❛ I don’t make the rules, I’m just here to break them. ❛ ❛ Don’t think about it too hard unless you want your brain to melt. In which case: think away! ❛

When he asked about fae she sighed dramatically, “Unfortunately yes the fae are very real. They are as tricky as the fairytales say they are. Don’t ever offer your name to them. They will literally steal it from you. Which doesn’t seem like the worst thing, until you lose your sense of self..” she explained. Eve then began turning the large oven on and setting the heat to properly cremate the fat man.

"I know from stories that I grew up with that they can be very tricky, we even have a saying of being away with the fairies. What would happen if I offered up a fake name to them, I would be sure not to give my real name." He spoke. "I am sure that there are plenty back home in Ireland, just never had the experience of meeting one face to face." His eyes watching her set the heat on the oven.

I'm already looking forward to this, I'm so excited to be able to make a home that way. "

"I will make sure that our home will be my finest work, I promise, it will be like your dreams have come true. We can start any time you like, I mean coming up with ideas, right now I just want to cuddle with you."

"You're making me sound like I'm a dog, of course I'm." Before he could finish his sentence, he screamed out as soon as the ice cold water hit him. "Stop it! Stop it!" He cried out just as the hunter stopped the water, giving him a moment to compose. "As long as you don't do that again, I won't insult you." Aiden replied, his body shaking from the cold water. "Why are you keeping me here anyway?"

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