Flo

B.A.P.: That “We sued our company now we do whatever we want” group. Leader’s vocal pitch can be heard by whales. Makes you check the dictionary to figure out what’s a “loof” and why is it “on fire”. 

 BigBang: That “Forgets they’re even a boy group” group. Specializes in seal noises. Could do the hokie pokie and win “Best Dance” at every award show. One member has spent the past year completely blind.

Shinee: That one SM group that still has all of its members. Released “Ring Ding Dong” and changed Kpop forever (not in a good way). Proof that you can survive the terrible fashion choices of your childhood and become a fashion icon one day.

Winner: That group that won but seems like they lost. Lives in the YG dungeon. Been “exiting” since January and still hasn’t reached their destination. The oldest looks like the youngest, and the youngest is the most mature. 

 Vixx: That group that has done every concept known to man. Has a member who speaks fluent Mute. Caused a nationwide shortage on dog collars and suits with no shirts. 

Priest: BamBam was such a wonderful person. He had a sweet, caring soul and he didn’t have a big ego. 

BamBam: *sits up in coffin* How do you know? How do you know it’s not big?

Priest:

When he’s dancing.

When he’s walking. 

When he’s with his main hoe.

When he’s with his side hoes.

When he’s sitting down.

When he’s standing up.

When is this kid never looking mad???

Hm??

Hmmm????