knock knock bitch
Heâs giving her that stupid, dull-eyed look again. Again! And after everything! He of all people should realize she doesnât compromiseâever. Sheâs just about had enough of this nasty treatment. Her mood is completely going sour, and when she had been pleasant enough to buy something for someone else, too.Â
Of course, he has to open his mouth again, and this time itâs to embarrass her. Cheeks flush in shock as sheâs promptly corrected on her pronunciation, mouth agape for a moment as she realizes sheâd been saying it wrong forâŚwell, god knows how long. Itâs not like she has the things back home, how is she supposed to know how to say it when she doesnât even fully understand what it is?
âYâŚYouâŚI-I knew that! Donât make fun of me, you bastard! Why should I care about how you say it anyway?! Itâs not important!â Fumbling over her own words isnât going to make it any better, but she tries, at least. Tries for approximately 5 seconds before she notices heâs finally dropped his guard.
Perona fumes for another moment, staring at his gaudy shoes as a split second plan pops to mind. One that absolutely isnât going to dangerous or life-threatening in the least. Of course.Â
So, she THROWS herself at him, surprisingly fast for a woman in heels.
Physically, sheâs severely lacking, but she thankfully has the element of surprise on her side. With a mighty tug on his arm, she pulls him in the direction of the wide-open bathroom before letting go to give him a mighty shove with every ounce of strength in her body.
The moment heâs within itâs confines, she yanks the wooden door closed with an obnoxious slam and grips the doorknob tight, allowing a triumphant laugh to escape.
âHah! Thatâs what you get for ignoring my generosity! Iâm not going to let you out of there until you take a shower and wash that greasy mop, so you might as well just do as I say for once!â
    It was a mistake to let his guard down. An absolute mistake.
Taking the piss out of a girl who was out of touch with technology was easy, too easy. It had been so easy, in fact, that Perona had gotten the chance to shove him into the bathroom without any difficulty. Tomura was mad, not just at her, but also at himself. How could he have been so stupid as to let this happen? He should have kept his guard up for sure. A mistake, a miscalculation. And now he had to pay for it with his compliance. He would be absolutely stuck here otherwise.
        âOf course you knew. Ugh, it doesnât matter anymore anyway. You got me, congratulations. If I cared a little less I could simply break down the door.â
But heâd never, ruining that privacy for himself would be the worst idea. If the villain had been stupid enough to do it, heâd surely come to regret it later. He was glad that even in situations such as these he managed to keep himself calm.
         âFine. You get what you want, Iâll shower and brush my teeth. But only if you keep your end of the bargain after. Iâm not going to play dress-up doll for you.â
He scoffed, kicking against the door only once to vent his frustration with his own mistakes before he readied himself to take a shower. The princess had won this round and heâd take his defeat as gracefully as an angry, villainous manchild could take it.
But before he stepped into the shower he locked the door from the inside. Like hell he was going to leave that thing open. If he was going to do do this, he would do it in his own way at his own pace. And without the possibility of anyone peeking at him.














