They're gay, your honour.

i need to get better security

i gave peri a ponytail in this one and i'm obsessed

at first it was a haha funny but now, after the cut song, they might be my favourite ship 💀

ik @awnrii's band au is epic specific but i felt compelled to make a nerites design for it. he's not musical in any way but i think this compliments it

low quality doodle under cut

Imagine you're just a shepherd, some nobody,

And one day the gods offer you a choice. You know that in this very instant, you are the most important mortal in the world. It's a doom. You know there is no good answer, so you choose what feels the most human : love.

And then suddenly everything changes. You were a shepherd, now you are a prince. You were happy and satisfied taking care of cows and sleeping next to your wife, but now you are in a palace with another man's wife.

And then there is your brother. The eldest and greatest of all of Priam's sons. You admire him, everyone loves him. He hates you, everyone hates you. You don't blame them.

Only once you try to actually stand up for your city (duel against Menelaus), and even there you can't do anything. A god has to save you. You know everyone in your city wishes you would've died there. You can't blame them.

You didn't learn how to fight or lead an army. The best you can ever do is to shoot someone in the foot. To you it is awesome, it's the greatest you've done so far- but next to what anyone else has done since the beginning of this war, your "exploit" is ridiculous to celebrate.

I'm sorry but I just cannot hate him. I feel so bad for him. He never asked for any of that. He will forever be blamed for the choice he had no control over and no possible good answer to give.

THE. ART.

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Odysessus, the lying liar known for his fantastic lies: