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"Shit, it's the police." // @musecastle { Patrick }

There is only the slightest pause as a sudden wind gusts past them and then the Greek answers—

"Ya not tellin' me nothin', pal."

—in a surprisingly convincing New York accent, and if the other should turn to look at him with the sudden change...

... well, it certainly wasn't the only change as he would be met by a rather jarring sight indeed: the trickster now standing in an NYPD uniform.

"Hey, just another uni out walkin' the beat, y'know? Nothin' strange about that, is there?"

#musecastle #v; tbd

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“They saw the whole thing. They know what happened….” // @fromgallowsandgraves

"Tell me: Have you ever known facts to halt the actions of the irrational? I've seen a war started over an apple."

It had not been Adam's fault. That much had been more than evident to him, and yet...

Fault so rarely matters when one involved party is other.

"Look at me."

"You have got to go. Now. Don't worry with whatever you have where you were staying. Just tell me where to find it, and I'll bring it to you."

#fromgallowsandgraves #v; tbd

“You’re the criminal mastermind! Not me!” // @shadowsarise

"Still so sharp-tongued, I see. You wound me! The word criminal is so..."

The trickster trails off, endeavoring to find the word to properly convey his point of contention.

"—finite. I am a mastermind of many studies, thank you very much. How dare you limit me to one domain."

... he says as the now unlocked door swings open, and he pushes up to stand once more, staring at the other with a dry deadpan that undercuts the words spoken.

"It's really rather rude."

#shadowsarise #|| ' down to the last they united for naught but the existence of an irrepressible love — the fabric of everything ' || { v; the last man }

“It’s not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won’t be the last!” // @shadowsarise

"You know, friend, I think you would get a lot more shock and awe from that proclamation if you were speaking to literally anyone else," the strange and very new traveling companion wryly retorts as they run at full tilt towards their one and only escape route, a minotaur not quite turning the corner so smoothly as they had done and crashing into the wall behind them.

It would not deter the creature for long.

"Come now. This won't be nearly so much of a drop as that window at Old Man Alexander's estate. What was that? Two stories? Three?"

Yet, without giving that question the chance to breathe and perhaps allow the other to inadvertently derail their escape by unexplained familiarity causing a temporary leave of sense and urgency, he takes hold of him with a deceptive strength—

"I do hope you still remember how to roll your landings."

—and TOSSES him out the open window...

Before leaping out of it himself... and by the time the other has righted himself, the man he had encountered in the labyrinthian house is already steady on his feet and grabbing his arm to facilitate them continuing—quickly!—on their way.

"Let's keep moving, shall we?"

#shadowsarise #|| ' down to the last they united for naught but the existence of an irrepressible love — the fabric of everything ' || { v; the last man }

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For winged muses … Send ‘ crash landing ‘ for a starter of my muse falling out of the sky in front of yours due to injury, exhaustion, ect.

#memes #starters

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Bad Ideas Sentence Meme!

"Why would you do that?"

"You are in so much trouble."

"What were you thinking?"

"We're in a load of shit now."

"You did what?!"

"Why did I listen to you?"

"You and your stupid schemes."

"If it weren't for you, none of this would have happened!"

"Don't go looking for trouble."

"You're more trouble than you're worth!"

"This is all your fault."

"It'll be fun, you said!"

"You always have the worst ideas."

"Are you serious right now?"

"Shit, it's the police."

"Stop constantly getting us in trouble!"

"But... I didn't do it!"

"What can I say? I'm a daredevil!"

"Desperate times call for desperate measures!"

"Oh, we're in trouble now. Big surprise."

"Why did you say that?!"

"Stop it. Just stop talking. Right now."

"Whose stupid idea was this, anyway?"

"So, what's the plan?"

"This was all your idea. It's all on you now."

"You are the king/queen of bad ideas."

"I thought you said you had a plan!"

"You're ridiculous. This whole thing is ridiculous."

"You stole that?!"

"You are a stupid, stupid person with stupid ideas."

"Oh God, what have you done?"

"My fault? This is all your fault, not mine!"

"Stop trying to blame me for your own fuckup!"

"We're going to die, and it's all because of you."

"That has got to be the worst idea I've ever heard."

"Let's do it! Come on, it'll be fun!"

#memes #starters

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The Emperor’s New Groove {Sentence Starters}

“Beware the groove!”

“Demon llama? Where?”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss!”

“Just take it easy. I mean you no harm.”

“By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.”

“You’re the criminal mastermind! Not me!”

“Pull the lever, _____! —— WRONG LEVER!”

“Oh, wait. I know you. You’re that whiny peasant.”

“Well, he’s not as dead as we would have hoped.”

“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”

“You’re not just gonna let him die like that, are you?”

“Oh, stop being so hard on yourself. All is forgiven.”

“I don’t know about you, but I’m getting all funned out.”

“Don’t tell me… we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”

“Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“Is there anything on this menu not swimming in gravy?”

“They saw the whole thing. They know what happened….”

“I know. It’s called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.”

“No, no. It’s okay! This… this is all right. We can figure this out.”

“Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn’t as nice as I should have been.”

“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason!”

“It’s not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won’t be the last!”

“And do you want to know something else? I never liked your spinach puffs!”

“The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.”

“He can’t get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?!”

“He’s trying to lead you down the ‘path of righteousness’. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

“I got a little secret for you. Come here… No, closer. —– I DON’T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS!”

“I’ll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!”

#memes #starters

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